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former person

[kiky☁️ @kikynium]

i dont understand where the stereotype that women talk too much comes from. like have you ever been around men???? they never shut the fuck up

[Synapto the curious @Marin_0x]

That woman is 100% correct.

[chance @chanceposts]

I will trust someone on Reddit from 11 years ago with my life before using chatgpt for anything

[alicentpilled hightowercel @alphalicent]

show about gay men who play sports vs show about gay women who play sports

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

Stayed in the bathroom long enough for a shift change

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

brushing my stupid FUCKING TEETH

[Rosario Tijeras @whyismariana]

can i come over and leave strands of my hair all over your room

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

this will keep me going for a few weeks

[Sesame Chiccen @Loccdawggg]

Mind you the kids in the school shooting on the same day didn’t receive any of this

[JP💰 @Awakenjp]

at this point fuck it let’s just do jurassic park. who cares

[rose @roseh1pps]

Question for people who believe that life begins at conception: would you sell liquor to this baby

[Keara Sullivan @superkeara]

When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on it’s like oh ok I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

can’t even knock on wood these days. that’s why it’s all going bad. “knock on laminated particle board”. go fuck yourself. that’s insane

[yves 🐛 @manzanei]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[felicity shagwell ੯‧̀͡⬮ ᡣ𐭩 @liIpochaco]

its genuinely APPALLING to see someone litter in 2025. sorry but we need to kill u