Ashleykat

the only time I miss a boy is when I swing and he ducks

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

Never never never never NEVER in my life will I belong to an HOA. Don’t fucking tell me what I can and can’t do to my home.

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

I wonder if my mom ever creeps my likes on Facebook like I would be so nosey if I was a parent

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

Please don’t add me on stuff if you don’t know me? Like idgaf if we have fb friends in common or I’m on your quick add. If we’ve never had a convo it’s weird as fuck.

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

Me and one of my best friends that’s also a cancer sun both have one leg that’s shorter than the other and I just feel like the stars did this to us

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

STOP LEAVING YOUR DRUNK FRIENDS AND FAMILY FOR YOUR BARTENDERS TO DEAL WITH. ITS NOT OUR RESPONSIBILITY TO GET THEM HOME SAFE.

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@briannakattie Where do I find these

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@briannakattie A paper and pen, and a page with no space 😭

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@briannakattie !!!!

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

I can confidently say that if I hadn’t taken my Zoloft ten minutes prior to my car breaking down I too would have broken down 😂😂

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

Fun first date idea: We go to a restaurant and you explain to me how dryer sheets work while we wait for our appetizer.

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

If I’m ever abducted by aliens those mfrs better grab my heating pad too

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

Update: 5⭐️ movie, was not in fact, about vampires

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

There’s an indie movie where Sebastian Stan is a vampire and I’m JUST NOW hearing about this!?!?

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@NoahKahan Paul Revere is literally one of my top listens I love it 😭😭😭

[b @abeecdefme]

i was so stupid back then (yesterday)

[1984’s George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS]

Forget hot girl summer it’s rot girl summer (laying in bed, reading books, laying under layers of soft blankets)

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Should I drop the deluxe version of my proudest ever achievement tonight or what

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@MalvinK97 🥲🥲🥲

[Ashleykat @ashleykat13]

@Jasminejbelt I hate men 🙃 but laughing ab it is how I deal