Notorious L.O.G.

These are true stories I just made up. Brought to you by a series of unfortunate events. ₉⁹₉

[CoveredGeekly @CoveredGeekly]

Remembering Oliver Tree on his birthday 🕊️

He would have turned 33 today 💔

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

when you spot your mate with no money adding wings to the order

[gem @giannascoli]

if alcohol can shorten your memory imagine what alcohol can do

[Ferre @FerreWeb3]

True

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and my boys are going to The Shire for sex tourism

[Vintage Maps @vintagemapstore]

The SE corner of Montana is closer to Texas than it is to the NW corner of Montana.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[SUPER LILY KART @lilybeeX3]

dying peacefully at age 90 surrounded by family and friends but I got the martyrdom perk so I drop a grenade, spraying everyone in the room's insides all over the walls instantly

[Drinkinstein @OswaldOLottakum]

I'm buying knee pads for installing flooring, but I don't want the guy at the hardware store to think I'm going to do gay stuff, so I says, I says "these aren't for me, they're for my boyfriend when he sucks my dick."

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

when i was in elementary school i really thought opening TIME CAPSULES would be a much bigger part of my adult life

[Boneduck @realBoneDuck]

better to ejaculate than ejacunever

[respari @0riy0n]

They said the heat is stroking people
Where 👀

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

missionary so our bushes get tangled

[corb @awshuqs]

we built this shitty on cock and balls

[fortnite small shield potion @cartmanologist]

whip out your schlong youre the piano man

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

“Why didn’t I buy Bitcoin in 2010?”

me in 2010:

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

Elliot Page is Scarchest

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Let’s just get this out of the way

[🇺🇸𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭🇺🇸𝓗𝓪𝓻𝓻𝓲𝓼𝓸𝓷🇺🇸 @Texas_jeep__guy]

Poor horse was a little full of gas. 🤣🤣 We’ve all felt like that. 🤣🤣🤣