a total comatose snoozefest

sluggish, lazy, stupid, and unconcerned.

[dish @dishinterestedd]

mental health update

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

First they came for the em dash and I did not speak out. Then they came for the Oxford comma…

[Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather]

Politicians in 1996: “I tried pot but I did not inhale.”

Politicians in 2026: “I fucked a child but I did not eat it.”

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@CarlyPineiro at least this is a better take than adam scott

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

new england gotta be shaving points

[Michael Rainey @mikerainey82]

This is how they should reveal everyone on the Epstein list.

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

not me opening fanduel for the first time since the super bowl

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@CarlyPineiro i be selling my stuff on depop now! recoup some of them funds!

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@CarlyPineiro i regret to inform you that some of mine never have again

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@CarlyPineiro the flabby tummy era was the most confident i ever felt in my life 😒

[🦊jupi🐯 @fromkicatcher]

“why is it 90 degrees in october?” bc you can’t make your grocery list without using chatgpt.

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@1docmcstuffins they’re also asking where izzie stevens at with the scissors!

[MS @MichaelSammon]

small talk is one of my least favorite things in the entire universe

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

k pop demon hunters is mint

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

my baby is sleeping in her crib 🥹

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

@CarlyPineiro used to be daily

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

aubs.. t-pain gave you excellent advice — that’s what you missed

[a total comatose snoozefest @ashleylately]

watching my babies sleep 🥹

[StayDownTre @longlivejrock]

calling me your ex is craaaaazy idk you

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

no one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person…