Ashley Pilgrim

[𝐋𝐀𝐖 & 𝐎𝐑𝐃𝐄𝐑 @lawandordertv]

In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories. *DUN DUN*

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

I have never felt so stupid as i did after trying to look up “Joe Exotic” and find more of his songs 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

Everybody’s freaking out about the Coronavirus and I’m just like... I wonder how many pounds I could lose if I got it

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

@netflix I can’t help it I’ve always liked the bad boys

[Netflix @netflix]

I've seen a lot of talk about Ted Bundy’s alleged hotness and would like to gently remind everyone that there are literally THOUSANDS of hot men on the service — almost all of whom are not convicted serial murderers

[Chrissy Hughes Sullivan @chrissyysully]

*37 degrees outside*

Fuel pump:
“would you like a car wash today?”
“is this a debit card?”
“would you like to use fuel points?”
“need a receipt?”
“is it time for a haircut?”
“how do you feel about the affordable care act?”

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

From now on I will definitely be describing arguments with people as “we expressed ourselves”

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

I can’t help but wonder if these 23 and Me Ancestry kits everyone is buying are about to make for some awkward family moments

[faith talent @FaithTalent17]

yes instagram show me the name of the person i don’t want to see liked that pic

[Jared Freid @jtrain56]

You can always tell how much crap a girl is going through by how aggressively she sings along with a Cardi B song.

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

I feel you

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

I can’t tell y’all how much time I waste reading the comments on the Kardashians Instagram posts, but I hope she found Kim’s earring

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

@parisjean_ I’m too old to know how to blur it properly I guess 🤣🤣

Yall should text him maybe y’all will be able to understand his ramblings

I’m cracking up

[Ashley Pilgrim @ashleylpilgrim]

God help me I’m done with dating.

I consider myself to be mildly intelligent but I have no idea what this is supposed to mean

I “think” we’re done here

[Billy Corben @BillyCorben]

Florida woman blames cocaine in her purse on the wind because Florida: "I don't know anything about any cocaine. It's a windy day. It must have flown through the window and into my purse." https://t.co/zbQPmRQ09L