Ashley Fates

#CatMom #DogMom #SaveThePlanet #MacHead #DuctTaper Met and hugged @MacMiller on 7/09/2013

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

I ate like 6 waffles last night while drunk as fuck. This is exactly how I thought being 27 would be. #Adulting

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

Who would have thought I'd be singing buy you a drink to my 2 month old to fall asleep 😂😂 #mommasboy

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

Haden just said ,"that 70s show" in his sleep. So random, keeps being up feeding the baby interesting though 😅😅

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

I fell asleep with my contacts in and didn't realize till I tried to put my glasses on #sleepdeprived

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@AmbergerAnFries I hated that job so much. There were very few clients I actually liked. Some are really sweet though but the bad ones just ruin it.

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@AmbergerAnFries I feel this on a personal level. When I was subbing at my old job I had multiple that were awful to me. Some even lied to the company on me. Made me do labor I didn't actually have to do. Had 1 scream at me through the front door to leave and talked about me on the phone later.

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@IWearTheCrown_ I am so sorry😭 she was such a sweet girl💜

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

Ahhhhh..Hot stone pedicure🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #40weekspregnant

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@IWearTheCrown_ Hope everything is okay💜 she's always such a good girl for blood draws when she comes in to the vet💜💜

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

37 weeks pregnant and insomnia is no joke now. 🥱😩🤰

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@sabrina__eileen Wait for your baby shower lol you will get so much stuff especially clothes! I only bought the onesie for my announcement and nothing else. I have plenty I still need to get now that wasn't gotten from my registry.

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@sabrina__eileen I have a whole container of nausea candy and tea bags for nausea also would you like to have them? I'll just give them to you if you do want them. Not sure how much it will help with vomiting since I didn't have that issue. I was just always nauseated at work.

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@sabrina__eileen Mine were already DDD and they have GROWN! At first the pregnancy made them firmer and perky and then they got bigger.😬

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@possumspears They have keychain ones at gamestop😍

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

@DarlingDesireee @DunhamS Love this!!

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

Bought myself the premium winter mystery box from #JeffreeStarCosmetics for Christmas. 🥰🥰

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

I love how men in their 60s act like children because they can't come inside the clinic for their dog to have its nails trimmed. Yes yell at me due to the #pandemic not letting you get your way and how you think its fake. Idc just follow the rules, I'm not the one that made them

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Who needs help today?? I’m going to pick 3 random people who retweet this and send them $3,000 ♥️ Love you guys

[Ashley Fates @ashleymfates]

I will never eat at cj Maggie's again. Legitimately worst service ever.