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guac’s extra, i’m extra - h. baker

[James @CaucasianJames]

only cool cats and kittens in my circle

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

going into quarantine. not showing any symptoms i really just need time to focus on myself

[ash @ashleymschroder]

@anikavivi We were just laughing at this on FB hahahaha

[Hannah Brown @hannahbrown]

I move my own furniture. #TheBachelorette

[ash @ashleymschroder]

@Tay_faausu @lifeofnets 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️

[ash @ashleymschroder]

I will never order from @ASOS ever again. They are unreliable and have poor customer service. Very disappointed in every time I’ve ever bought something from them.

[ash @ashleymschroder]

@WordanJillcox @ZachKBates Love you Jordan and appreciate you

[ash @ashleymschroder]

Zach and I sing a mean duet of Rewrite the Stars

[ash @ashleymschroder]

Brace yourself, it’s a Grandma reunion

[Victoria @jeffsuckley]

My goal for 2018 is to finally have my 12th birthday party

[ash @ashleymschroder]

Why are cake walks only a thing at elementary carnivals?

I could for a cake walk right about now.

[ash @ashleymschroder]

I’m just thankful we are all past the end of the year Flipagrams everyone used to make

[ash @ashleymschroder]

If your powerpoint presentation wasn’t in comic sans in 4th grade you were irrelevant

[ash @ashleymschroder]

@ZachKBates ❤️

[ash @ashleymschroder]

When you just want some alone time https://t.co/PWksrWsANL

[ash @ashleymschroder]

@jeremiahlwj What the heck who’s 1 and 2

[ash @ashleymschroder]

Ellen DeGeneres will be 60 in January

Mind blown

[ash @ashleymschroder]

Customer: “Do you guys take debit cards?”

No, we exclusively accept payment in the form of bitcoin, the cholocate coins you got in your stocking for Christmas or we use the barter system. What’s a debit card? Never heard of it

[Annie Leon @AnnieLeon]

“Okay, let’s go”-mom

She then proceeds to...
-go to the bathroom
-paint her nails
-solve world hunger
-throw in a load of laundry
-grab a snack
-change clothes

“Are you guys ready?”-mom

*blank stares*