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[ashley @ashleyrelton]

@EE Hi, I'm still not able to login through the app or online. What's going on?

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

@EE I am unable to access EE at all and need to send some data to my partner - I also wanted to place an order. It's been like this for 2 days now??

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

My ring doorbell humbles me everyday

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

Not the twits 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

How the fuck is Jamie Lynn the actual sister of our beautiful Britney? She’s giving The Twits. It’s not adding up. I just know Brit is somewhere cackling #ImACeleb

[eva @wavexrlys]

what do you mean it’s the last night of wrecking my sleep schedule to watch my favourite diet coke addicted lawyer and his platonic husband? #bbuk

[King G. @delussii]

Any man that supports this is scary. She didn’t even say she wouldn’t take his last name, she said she would double-barrel it because her surname is a part of her heritage, a justified reason. What’s not to get here?

Dangling “I’m not marrying you then”, you must be sick

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

Me:

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

The limited edition flat crisp shaped wotsits are absolutely the most hideous crisp I've ever tasted. The flavour says 'really cheesy' but all I'm tasting is crunchy vomit 🤢 it's a very strong no from me ❌️

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

I'm still in post concert depression from Tuesday... pls 💟💟

[Wembley Stadium @wembleystadium]

Can we do it all over again?

#LoveOnTour

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

Harry Styles is my only personality trait

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

My 3 year old son found some garden snails (wonderfully named Pepsi, Jepsi, Tepsi, Snaily, Paily and Taily) and asked if he could keep then as pets. Here I am at 10pm, checking on the snails and feeding them some cucumber before bed. Apparently I am THAT mum 🥲

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

When do kids grow out of the awkward painful "smile" when you tell them to smile? Asking for my 3 nearly 4 year old 😄

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

Genuinely so excited about my ninja air fryer and that's on being 28 in a week 🤫

[Roman Kemp @romankemp]

When the best part of this fight is the presenter thinking Logan Paul loves him…

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

@_saaaamx It's that tiktok they did 🥲

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

JLS have given me boyband ick and I can't explain why, I just feel icky 🥲

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

psa: i will accept no harry styles slander today, or ever. thank you

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

Going out for a meal and ordering soup is weird behaviour

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

I'm starting to lose count of the amount of idolised celebrities that give me the ick but matty healy is currently topping the list

[ashley @ashleyrelton]

@_saaaamx Are you getting married? 😮