Ashley

Ask me about the time I got hit by a car at the airport

[taylor garron @taylorgarron]

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to talk a lot all of the time

[clare @sadderlizards]

it hurts my feelings when i accidentally scare a bird away. why can’t it sense my whimsy

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

i be tired all day then get to bed and be like this

[Ashley @ashleyrodgers]

To this day nothing has ever come close to the serotonin high I felt watching The Greatest Showman for the first time

[janedoe @sallybuggz]

Impure heart and intentions. Pancakes can sense that.

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Love when a woman is going off and she starts throwing in some “mind you”

[Ashley @ashleyrodgers]

It took me 30 seconds to realize this was real graffiti and not the starting scene of a new Step Up movie

[PaperFrank @PaperFrank]

They out there going crazy I love to see it

[dr. bitch @borzoilover47]

bro u gotta come over we’re gonna learn to accept the things we cannot change

[swoley cannoli 💕 @tiramisutoni]

This is what Ken thought the patriarchy was

[emma in a flower @lolyikesgirl]

@mr_froodo every girl had a best friend who was really mean to them who had this handwriting

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey can i tell you this story that i’ve already told you like five or six times

[red whine supernova 🌟 @sarahndipity18]

"are you drinking-"
"the panera lemonade that kills people? yeah, i am"

[Shanzay @abmainykiakrdia]

Oldest daughters are some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe I have one wild & precious life and I’m spending it terrified to answer an email

[vivian @blewmarine]

this is how it feels to be a girl composing an insane text

[the elder emo @theelderemox]

I’m sorry I quoted the Twilight movie the entire time we watched it together do you still think I’m hot

[twilight renaissance | fanpage @twilightreborn]

behind every hot girl is a deep attachment to twilight

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

i missed therapy because i was up until 4am making this