Ashley’s Pilot

Ferrying the big fella about, wether it be hols, strip clubs or Indian restaurants. I’m his man.

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

Hi @Schiphol. Big Mike has asked me to draft a flight plan to pick up some cargo possibly in the next few days. Looking for slots to land @AshleysChopper. Please let me know availability. #nufc #jorgenson #youreganson

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@welshy18921 @NufcAwayDays @NufcBanter9 We have a busy flight plan today. Big Mikes statement last night has shaken things up. Expect to see @AshleysChopper on @flightradar24 all over the place today

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@AshleysChopper In fairness, we haven’t flown up there too often in the last 5 years.

Right, fire the engines, we have one last drop off today

#onemoredecadeplease #dropmandyatheathrow

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

Just doing some rotor checks to @AshleysChopper with @talkSPORT on in the background. Up pops @Joey7Barton with word of the day - causation #wordsmith #hadtogoogleit

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

I don’t mind a day off everyone now and then. Can always guarantee I’m off when #nufc are playing. Big Mike prefers a day of pouching rather than flying up for the game #matchday #scranday

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

Slow flying day today. Meetings cancelled. Gaffer dropped off home. Unexpected but I’m off pay now, Mike insisted on a zero hours contract. Anyone looking for a cheap chopper this afternoon then please contact myself or @AshleysChopper for all your flying needs #nufc #zerohours

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@Gatwick_Airport Morning LGW. Have just constructed a last minute flight plan as advised by Big Mike. Just wondering if you had any slots to land @AshleysChopper at all? If not I’ll ask LHW. Many thanks in advance #nufc

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

Flying over @StadiumOfLight back towards #Newcastle and Big Mike has asked me to land @AshleysChopper on the pitch so he can have a shite. #BillionaireProblems
#BigMikeBigShite
#nufc
#safc

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@LBIAirport Thank you for your service today. Ground staff were excellent. We made our meeting in Newcastle with plenty of time due to swift lift off. #BigMikeThanksYou #MeetingWithMandy

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@FootySecretsUK @AshleysChopper @ChronicleNUFC Is that another secret?

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@Bri2889 @undercovermag @Mike_Ashley_Out @MsiDouglas @DamianSpellman @lee_ryder @LukeEdwardsTele @SimonBird_ @CaulkinTheTimes @PeteGravesSky @AshleysChopper Loads of time to tweet once you’ve taken off #autopilot

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@FootySecretsUK @AshleysChopper @ChronicleNUFC Is that a secret?

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@AshleysChopper @ChronicleNUFC Big Mike has sent us all over recently. Suits me #dayrate

#popdownthepotteriesplease

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@deanmnicholson Does the guy behind you have agent representation? I’ve overheard Mike saying he wants to fly up and meet him #newmanager #gallowgategenius

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@NUFC @EmiratesFACup @NorwichCityFC @ChelseaFC @btsport @AshleysChopper at least we’ll get the day off. Never fly on a match day #BigMikeNeverAttends #BlanketDay

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@AshleysChopper @ChronicleNUFC I noticed no one contacted me. I’ve had Big Mike up and down the nation. We have #wifionboard #nufc #nufctakeover #meetingswithmandy

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@undercovermag @Mike_Ashley_Out @MsiDouglas @DamianSpellman @lee_ryder @LukeEdwardsTele @SimonBird_ @CaulkinTheTimes @PeteGravesSky I’ve been taking @ashleyschopper for a spin all over the country today flying Big Mike from one meeting to the next. #itshappening #slowreporting

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@welshy18921 @teamginola @BBCSport @SkySports @Joey7Barton I have big Mike with me. I didn’t pick up Ginola but my cousins Mrs did. Said he had the best hair she’d ever seen. I flew Joey once. Bike Mike instructed me to fly him as far away from him as possible. Nice lad Joey, I let him have a turn. #midfieldercomepilot #lovelybusfare

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@nufc I’ve got the big fella in @ashleyschopper and we’re finally en route. Tell Lee to get the kettle on, Mandy shouldn’t be too far behind #ringtonstea #boardroompatter #sportsdirectteacosy

[Ashley’s Pilot @ashleys_pilot]

@JPCurrey I wish I could take a break of notice. Big Mike has got me flying everywhere here. @AshleysChopper is run ragged. #nufc #themeetingsarerealpeople