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26| just here for the memes

[Spurs Jackals @SpursJackals]

We love you, Wemby. Forever grateful for the opportunity you’ve given us <3

[Cinna @blazyjai]

Reminder that shit like this is happening because Trump’s budget cuts to agencies like the FDA. Our food is less regulated now because of his choices as a leader.

[latke @latkedelrey]

the definition of someone that has no business being dead

[Tristin Hopper @TristinHopper]

I was an extremely guilty child, constantly wracked with shame. I'm happy to report that this trait has not translated to my daughter, who just fumbled a large watermelon, watched it explode on the ground, and declared "oh well, it was heavy."

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

I lost it when the grandma from Encanto was forgiven like nothing happened after having created generational trauma for every single one of his children and grandchildren and DISOWNING HER SON for being different just to then hug him like he hadn't been living ISOLATED AND LIKE A RAT HIS WHOLE LIFE because of her.

No, everything is not magically okay with a hug. BAD thing to teach kids.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

just got off the phone with my close personal friend mitch mcconnell. we spoke for six hours. he told me he is GAY and might be interested in exploring POLYAMORY. i look forward to him returning to work as soon as possible.

[John Pointless @JohnPointless_]

I find it very fitting we all died together

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

It’s cool that Trump doesn’t even like soccer, he just enjoys cheating. Doesn’t matter what the game is. He just loves circumventing rules and ruining things for everyone else.

[Spurs Jackals @SpursJackals]

Having to see Mexico and the Spurs lose in a month span really hurts

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that the United States Women's National Soccer Team has won 4 World Cups.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Not now kitten. Mommy’s busy looking at a menu online for a restaurant she might be going to 2 months from now

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 BREAKING: DOGE has officially been shut down, after failing to accomplish its goal.

Analysts have found that DOGE actually increased the deficit.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

A lot of us just aren’t feeling it for the 250th anniversary. We’re saving our energy for something really worth celebrating, hopefully coming sooner rather than later.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Yeah it was causing wildfires but Trump thinks wildfires aren’t a problem

[Sarah Axelrath MD @DrSarahAxelrath]

Pros and cons of neighborhood fireworks:

Cons:
-Upsets every dog in a 10 block radius
-Keeps neighbors awake
-Frightens people with PTSD, anxiety
-Risk of fires
-Risk of injuries (you and others)
-Risk of property damage (yours and others)
-Worsens air quality

[Political Punk @actingliketommy]

There needs to be a FULL investigation of Freedom 250 because places like the Walworth County Fair do a week-long fair with tents, attractions, music, motorsports, circuses, animals and more... and on a $2.5m budget.

Trump's fair spent like 40x more for nothing. There was literally nothing there but a ferris wheel and some really shittily-made buildings. Not a single tent. No attractions. Absolutely nothing.

They looted the shit out of that money and delivered the worst experience possible.

[adi @buwygfiib]

happy 4th

[Emma @tayvislover_]

I’m still here I haven’t moved on from this

[lena ⸆⸉ @redwinets]

she is getting married today