First, they came for the lettuce... and I said nothing because I don't eat lettuce.
Then, they came for the kale... and I said nothing because I don't eat kale.
Then they came for the fries...
and I said, OH. HELL. NO.
*10 yr old me at my friend’s house wanting a snack*
My friend:
My brain:
Dont say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Don't say it
Me: “Are you hungry? I’m not I was just wondering if you were”
Please stop liking people’s pictures that post a selfie every single day. You’re just encouraging them. Just DM them and ask them to dinner for goodness sakes 😫