Ashley VanderWoude

Eggo waffle enthusiast @eggo

[Ashley VanderWoude @ashleyvw8]

Honestly I was so naive about life before I tried a Bloody Mary.

[is that keri? @itiskeri]

rip dracula u would have loved going down a water slide flat on your back arms crossed over your chest

[Cohen is a ghost @skullmandible]

most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns

[clintoris @clintoris]

Falling to my knees clutching my chest letting out a blood curdling scream cuz I remembered grilled cheese and tomato soup

[pj @pjayevans]

Showing a picture of Dobby to my doctor and asking how that happens to someone

[Ryan 🥣 @ryanposting]

(Drinking a huge mug with 30 sleepy time tea bags in it) goodbye forevr

[Ashley VanderWoude @ashleyvw8]

@shirtsthtgohard @itbewhatitdo

[777 @bm______01]

Me: I want Starbucks
Me: Anything for u princess

[the moon’s wife @bookishseawitch]

cats have the right idea: wake up and scream your little face off until the world gives you what you need

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

my dog scrolling through all the pics on my camera roll

[John Arm @RohnJobert]

Fuuuuuuck me dude. I gave a mouse a cookie

[Ashley VanderWoude @ashleyvw8]

@itbewhatitdo Yes

[coolgirlonline @coolgirl0nline]

he’s just like me

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

She’s a 10 but she’s forcing teenagers to dig holes in the desert

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

Just set up my own doctors and dentist appointment https://t.co/nsMiTbLjYK