Ashley Atwood

Clemson University '17

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

A tortoise opens the new science lab at the University of Lincoln.

[trash jones @jzux]

banning juuls before assault rifles is so funny. america is really like “kids are allowed to die quickly but NOT slowly”

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Today my 7 year-old came into the room crying. I asked him what happened and he said that his 5 year-old brother put 80 cows in his house in Minecraft while he was offline and that it was "entirely too many cows" and honest to christ I have no idea how to parent any of this.

[Ashley Atwood @ashleywarrenn]

@holy_schnitt *frantically googles “celebrities who tested positive for covid and were in New York last weekend”

[Ashley Atwood @ashleywarrenn]

This thread is making me very happy

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

So glad we cleared that up

[Ashley Atwood @ashleywarrenn]

@chelseacutler when @QuinnXCII surprise showed up in nyc to sing flare guns (first song i heard you and instantly became a fan) and i cried

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I like when men explain basic things to me because in my mind it’s not mansplaining, it’s more like when a toddler is really excited to tell you about dinosaurs and you’re like that’s right cutie! you’re so smart!! only one of us is being condescending and it’s me

[Ashley Atwood @ashleywarrenn]

ok but for real them making it a stop sign was the final straw for me

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am a morning person in the sense that I enjoy being out and about in the early morning but the problem is most mornings I would rather die than get out of bed before I need to so in that sense no, I’m not a morning person

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

today during my Flirty Little Walk (important hot girl activity) a giant fluffy dog ran up to me to say hi & his owners were like “I don’t know why he did that! he never does that!” so please watch your tone when you speak to me

[julia hava @binchcity]

Being in your 20s is the worst because you have to pay taxes and grapple with the tragedy of life but also you can’t even afford nice furniture

[ELLɅ MɅCHINɅ @orchidcamp]

they should make a pill so that when you take it nobody else can be in the kitchen at the same time as you

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

My gf and I are flying and mid-flight she asked me to get a sweater from her bag in the overhead compartment and it’s hard to describe just how many tampons fell out into the aisle

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

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