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[ashley @ashllleynicole]

@EMILYKHERNDON Beautiful beautiful beautiful 💛

[Zach Svobodny @ZachSvobodny]

Easily one of the best parts of Halloween weekend is on Sunday, when your timeline gets blessed with a classic “Halloween makes me not want to have a daughter” tweet, posted by a guy who just spent the last two consecutive nights sexually harassing women at the bar

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Every work email I send:

Hey!
Sorry to bug you!
Was just wondering
(If it’s not too much trouble)
Would it be possible to do thing you said you’d do?
Totally fine if not!
Prob my fault anyway I’m an idiot :)
Sorry to bother you!
Sorry I exist!
So sorry!
Just let me know!
Emily

[✈️ @earthchive]

Grindelwald, Switzerland

[ashley @ashllleynicole]

That’s what I’m saying too Aden Dee!!!

[THE SLUMFLOWER @theslumflower]

love is unconditional safety in the form of a person

[ashley @ashllleynicole]

I am still annoyed that I bought shark crocs for emma and the tag on them said boys.....why for boys it’s literally an animal so that makes no sense to me🤔

[ugh @swaggiestag]

Thank u for constantly disrespecting my feelings I need it for my workouts

[Melissa @melissaf005]

When people leave me the fuck alone > 😍

[khalliah grace. @wizkhalliah]

“I’m broke”
“I ain’t shit”
“I can’t _____”
“Men are trash”
“I’m oppressed”

Law of attraction:

[ashley @ashllleynicole]

Megan (as I walk out of my room and pass her in the hallway): “thank you for being dressed”

[Melissa @melissaf005]

I could never imagine living a life where I didn’t laugh every day lmao

[ashley @ashllleynicole]

@megdavis09 https://t.co/nG8KNOF9Dk

[Vinny @sirvinnyd]

if you think of the word “brainstorm” you hear the word brainstorm. if you think of the words “green needle” you hear green needle.

[Dream Date ✨💘 @dddreamdate]

Sew this into training bras 👏🏽. Print it on acne face wash 👏🏽. Teach em young for the love of god but more importantly everyone’s best mate who has to pick up the pieces every time the inevitable train wreck happens 🙌🏽🙏🏽✨ https://t.co/wF6dXHD06w

[ashley @ashllleynicole]

@L_boring29 our Sunday’s need more of this https://t.co/vefmveGzNI