ashlyne

ER nurse l IUSON alum

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

came home from a pretty rough 3 straight nights of work this past week to a hand written card mailed to my house from the director of my entire emergency department, i’m speechless 🥺

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

i might be absolutely wasted as a casino right now but i still won $180

[bailey @c1aar]

If a nurse administers the wrong medication to a patient they lose their job, license, and can be sued for everything they have. So if a cop “accidentally” pulls a GUN instead of a taser let’s act accordingly! Fuck qualified immunity bc clearly you aren’t qualified!

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

name something u miss more than going to the bars with your college friends and not having the responsibility of being an adult

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

it’s 1 pm and i’m mimosas drunk, what a life

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

happy st paddy’s day im blacking out today bye

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

sorry i don’t make the rules but collard greens by schoolboy q is still a bop

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

tested positive for missing college

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

who let big time rush go that hard honestly

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

tbh osmosis jones was a cinema masterpiece and you cannot tell me otherwise

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

i miss getting plastered at applebee’s

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

pandemic or not, do not stand on top of me while we’re waiting in line at a store!!!!!! learn personal space!!!!! it’s not going to speed the line up, you’re just making me very uncomfortable!!!!!

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

not me drunk at the bar at 9 am after working 6p-6a

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

it’s hard being a Hufflepuff that works in a career surrounded by Slytherins, but someone’s got to do it

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

@abs_ryan__ oh god not you too abigail

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

if you enjoy cranberry juice, you deserve jail time

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

if anything sums up my life, it’s this

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

happy thanksgiving, i’m drunk off mimosas

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

if u held a gun to my head and told me to spell “ibuprofen”, i wouldn’t be able to do it

[ashlyne @ashlyne71]

u know what’s gross? people who don’t take a pandemic seriously