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I did my worst and that’s all that matters

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

Am I the only one who is freakin TERRIFIED to get married in this day and age???? Like everyone is so obsessed with social media and the next thing and just instant gratification & everyone gets cheated on no matter how amazing they are & everyone gets divorced & FUUUUCCKKKK

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

I wish I could go back to before I watched saltburn

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

i dont have rizz, i have big brown doll eyes and many unsettling things to say

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

Does anyone else get a high from forwarding & reporting phishing emails or just me

Like yeah ur going to jail

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

That’s enough of watching that

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

The lady at Starbucks asked where I was from and when I said KC she goes “like deserts? Like in the wizard of oz?”

WHAT deserts in the wizard of oz 😭😭

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

Do you ever just have this deep seated desire to bother people. I have clown blood

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@Snapchat the new Bitmojis are ugly as hell

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@shamymich RIGHT I can’t wait to marry rich and switch to PRN

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me at the checkout camera after scanning a tv as a banana

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

Deciding to live alone for the first time ever in a new state was a bold move for an emotional extrovert like myself

I’m excited but there are also tears hahahahah help

[trevy @chillextremist]

Never been married but feel like I’ve been divorced at least once

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@shamymich The 21st night of septemba

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

Quite literally told my mom yesterday “I’m a little suspicious of how well things are going for me this week…..I feel like the universe is about to throw some shit at me”

Guess who is in agonizing pain with a kidney stone this evening

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@jesssicapierce Dude I have had this thought so many times lol my only thought was when settlers expanded west we were the midway point

[clintoris @clintoris]

Ugh I loveee my little actions. Consequences however…

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@DecadenceNYE I know for a fact tier 1 & 2 never existed and you can’t convince me otherwise

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

Calling ppl then telling them I can’t talk rn bc I’m busy just to piss them off

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@NoContextHumans Not all heroes wear capes

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

@valley_ghoul Damn they even did one for each tower

[ash @ashlynmdarnell]

If I have to say bye to one more person this year I swear I’m gonna implode