ashlyn bowyer

[ashlyn bowyer @ashlyntryon]

@bubblerun how do I get ahold of someone from customer service??!

[Hannah Berner @beingbernz]

I miss the days when the only virus we talked about was Bieber fever.

[Niky Falques @NikyFalques]

what my microwave sees #PepsiHalftime

[SexyGorgeous🍒 @AdriannaLacara]

Target just be having shit and I just be getting it.

[~* @JinandJuuce]

LMAOOOO people were staring at my little cousin while she was eating ice cream in a resturant and she was not having it 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[ashlyn bowyer @ashlyntryon]

@BarryBryon Your in law tweets are my favorites. Thinking I should start a thread of my in laws

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Seaweed snacks are a great low calorie option for people who hate themselves.

[ashlyn bowyer @ashlyntryon]

@itsmikey123 Ur mom is super nice she helped me at the DMV

[mariana 🌻 @marianacaldera]

When you had a long Monday and all you wanted was a good episode but instead you got a damn recap #TheBachelorette

[Sarah Hanlon @SarahHanlon_]

When you hype yourself up all day for a new episode of #TheBachelorette only to sit through an unnecessarily painful recap

[Niki Bell @nicoletteholly]

no one:

not a single soul:

#TheBachelorette producers:

[elizabeth @lizzzzzyG]

This is why Mothers get taken to nice restaurants on Mother’s Day and dads get to grill their own carnes Asadas on Father’s Day 😂

[𝔤𝔬𝔱𝔥 𝔟𝔦𝔪𝔟𝔬🔜some metal shit @cara_atl]

When someone says dumb shit and I don’t have the energy to deal with them

[Dylan Sprouse @dylansprouse]

You can't convince me these don't make the Squidward walking noise.

[ashlyn bowyer @ashlyntryon]

@cbowyer21 Tru