Ashley Moore

Improvisor in Amsterdam

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@beejonson @AzioCorp Beautiful!

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I've come to the conclusion that "gangster film" isn't an actual genre. There is just workplace drama with horror elements.

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@mpigliucci @MaikEgosum My feeling is that theology is generally an attempt to be logically consistent based on premises that happen to be false. Whereas astrology is an absolute mess mix of adhoc explanations.

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@AdamRutherford @GeorgeMonbiot Brand was always a narcissist. When he was a down and out drug addict, he was an advocate for the down and out. Now he's rich and famous he is an advocate for the rich and famous.

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@MagdaSzubanski $$$

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I bet Dutch doctors look at King Viserys on House of the Dragon and think "Man, that guy really needs some paracetamol."

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@Liesbeth_Smit A scream is a loud vocalization in which air is passed through the vocal cords with greater force than is used in regular or close-distance vocalisation.

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I suppose I'm going to have to replace all my 50 cent pieces now.

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@beejonson If I don't have a car cigarette lighter handy, I just tap it, like I would at a public urinal.

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@beejonson Like Starbucks in Australia :)

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@ScienceSkink Unless you post this every 27 days, I think you mean "orbit". But happy birthday anyway!

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@beejonson I also never understood why some people freak out about having ants in their garden and feel the need to kill them. How do ants bother you?

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@MattTempest Also when the weight of the paper is clearly above newspaper quality!

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@ShutupKodi @JonathanPieNews I think you mean "So yo are playing an American developed game for fre and moning about them using American spelings?"

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@TheOnion This is actually a plot point in the 1996 Heath Ledger crime comedy, Two Hands.

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@karinemehu @minimoogles "salary range" is literally in the first sentence.

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@Liesbeth_Smit I'd love to hear the story of this email.

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@mrpetermore Sorry, I'm not from the UK, what is "lays a wreath" a euphemism for?

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Nick Cave responding to a question about whether he’s had covid vaccine, and if it hurts “the soul”

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Do punk bands feel guilty when they organise a gig and it sells out?