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Just an indie girl living in Indy • Ferris Alum • power to the local dreamer • she/her

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Why are baby bears so cute if so dangerous

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Woah…

[follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__]

Thread of new reporting:

For the last couple of weeks, if you searched "cat" on Twitter, the search box would autocomplete to "cat in a blender."

The video you would see when you clicked through appeared to show a kitten being slaughtered.

How did this happen? I found out.

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

I just feel like there are so many other options: put them in a different room, ask someone who doesn’t have animals to watch them, etc. I would be in jail for murder if my “friend” did this

[𝔤𝖆𝔦𝔞‘𝔰 𝔞𝔯𝔠𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔢𝔩 👼🏾 @xopinkvodka6]

Im coming out of hiding just to post this
on Friday, March 17th my friend texted me saying that my cat and her cat were fighting…her bf tried to break it up but got injured he then put my indoor cats outside for hours in the cold. I came back after work on Monday & they…(cont.)

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Can we normalize not putting stuff on gym equipment we’re not using. Thanks.

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

My fourth grade teacher would yell at kids when they called her Mrs. “I’m divorced, it’s Ms.”

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

@spraguealexis96 I have 2 cats and 2 tattoos and I want at least one more of both 🙃

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Who woulda thought that adopting cats woulda been more addicting than getting tatoos

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Honeymoon ✨fund✨

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Woah. I am anxiety

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

@gothbaby06 I’m so glad that you finally found someone who loves you the way you deserve to be loved. You deserve the earth, stars, moon, everything, my friend. Such a kind soul ❤️

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

@MrSugarBear87 @spraguealexis96 Even grosser. Y’all are 3 years apart

[MC Bets @MCbets__]

Share this video instead of the play

This is the man and family were all praying for 🙏🏻

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

How do I tell my cat that her biscuits hurt on my bare skin? I can’t just keep pretending I’m getting a tattoo

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Nothing will ever beat, “I’m against you, Russell”

[Andy Herren @AndyHerren]

You’re either a Sandra gay or a Parvati gay. Choose a side.

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

I want another cat, but I also want another tattoo

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

@spraguealexis96 😢😢❤️

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Actually I just really want another cat

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Zach better realize I need either a ring or a new cat by the end of the year and if I don’t have one or the other I will take matters into my own hands

[ash 👽 @asholland13]

Can’t forget second breakfast

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

you need to be hobbit-maxxing. you should be eating big breakfasts and making dramatic exits from parties. you need to be growing potatoes and drinking ale. you need to be smoking with wizards