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it issss what it issss

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[໊໊ @juniorkingpp]

how is that like earth at all then

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me: *drinking from a soggy straw to save the planet*

World leaders:

[ADAM @AdameMedia]

FBI Director Kash Patel Under Oath:

“There’s no credible information that Jeffrey Epstein trafficked minors”

40 minors gave sworn testimonies that they’d been trafficked by Jeffrey Epstein.

This is treason.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

the subway $5 foot long is now $15.50 btw

[𝐠𝐮𝐜𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 @____selah]

idc what anybody says, people were not this weird before covid

[𝐛𝐫𝐚𝐳𝐞𝐬🥷🏾 @lordbrazes]

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

[Brooke Lin @Brooke_Lin1]

USPS tracking:
Step 1: we don't think it exists
Step 2: delivered

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

Make up all over her face. Nails done. Talking into a phone. Internet connection. TV on in the background. And yet she “can’t afford” to buy a popsicle with her own money.

I’m pretty tired of this bullshit. I think most people are.

[jay @kendallhosseini]

someone just told me to “chat gtp it” instead of saying “google it”

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

crazy that we had a moment where things were kinda awesome and then everything got worse and randomly that moment was like 2015

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

The first guy who heard a parrot talk was probably not ok for several days.

[giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff]

I have no problem with the Epstein files being released because I do not have an undying loyalty to any politicians. If someone from my side is exposed, I would prefer that they face consequences. If you feel differently, I think you should consider leaving your cult.

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

That’s how you raise losers

[Pootie Guiliani @Kyla_Lacey]

You did all that terrible driving just to end up right next to me at the stop light.

[Sosa 𖤐 @ihysosa]

i genuinely feel like if someone wanna steal DEODORANT we should just let them

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

I would pay good money to be a fly on the wall when production had to explain to cierra why she has to leave LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

Someone should write a book about this