Ashley S

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

For lunch, I had a mac n cheese cup with a packet of tuna. For supper, I'm having 5 star sushi. #youwinsomeyoulosesome

[Kenny Bell @AFRO_THUNDER80]

Enter for your chances to meet me and receive 2 tickets to the Nebraska vs. Indiana game October 26th!!! Details in link!

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[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Cut off 4 in of hair 2 weeks ago. No one said a word. Today 3 people have asked me about...

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Also why did I think it was a good idea to take band instead of home ec. Did I really think knowing how to play the trombone was going to get me far in life?!

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

I am making my kids take home ec:
1. Because I won't be able to teach them how to use an iron or sew.
2. Because someone needs to teach me how to use an iron and sew.

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Nothing scares me more than IRONING!

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

"I don't wanna go to school. I wanna stay home and bake cookies with you!" -Space Jam #sundaynightblues

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Why do people insist on talking in the morning!?

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Pt family: "So his ribs are broken not cracked?"

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Me: "Santa can do anything right?"
Eden: "He can't fight dinosaurs."

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

@KMEIST13 @alex_fulla I've convinced eden the elves are bad wrappers 🤦‍♀️

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Serious question: how much is too much to spend on candles!?

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

@Scuuubasteeeve @KMEIST13 If we are going to the Sioux, we are going to golden bowl! 😍

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Mom didnt play nice lol

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

@KMEIST13 @alex_fulla

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

@chrisschmidt24 She's requesting hot cocoa and peppermint schnapps 🙀

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

I never noticed how much I whine until I looked at my recently used emojis 😴😥😤😣😩😵

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

Pt: "This may sound dumb but I dont go anywhere!"
Me neither dude. Me neither.

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

I wish love handles were actually loved.

[Ashley S @ashrnrn]

When you take your shoes off on the way home and bask in the smell of a hard days work