𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣

jimmy only love me when he wanna get high 🫶

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

It has become clear to me that everyone who has ever been mean to me was just jealous of how hot and sexy I am

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

What do you think Nikki Haley is doing rn

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

If this was the 1700s and politicians still dueled each other who would win

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Cashier at the vape store called me a regular today does that mean I need to slow the hell down

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

My dog would be Tate McRaes biggest fan if she understood music

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Did you guys know that skyscrapers are made of sea shells

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Me like 2 years ago

[Spergler Acolyte @SperglerAcolyte]

I have completely forgotten what the real JD Vance looks like at this point.

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

THE PRAYERS WORKED

[Daily Mail US @Daily_MailUS]

Luigi Mangione sex tape bombshell as CEO assassin suspect filmed 'at least 20' cinema-style porn videos: 'He wanted to be watched' https://t.co/ezKdKjJK3R

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Sick today and I just got this text from Kamala 💖💖💖

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Waiting for the day Elon quits politics and starts a cameo

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Thought this was Sabrina

[Razz⸆⸉ @tayzorswift]

I just learned that Hillary Clinton has a grammy??😭

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

I give the new White House press secretary 6 weeks max

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Nothing has made me fear for my safety for the next four years quite like watching JD Vance roll his eyes at the basic Christian principle of “love thy neighbor”

[Rep. Mike Collins @RepMikeCollins]

The person giving this sermon should be added to the deportation list.

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Just got back from the grocery store. Eggs are $2 more expensive than they were on January 19. Just saying 💖

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

How surprised are we REALLY that the party obsessed with Nazis are confirmed Nazis

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

ITS GONE

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

I wanna be a Kennedy so fucking bad

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

FIRST SEASON JOEY TRIBBIANI 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

UP LATE FEELING LIKE CARRIE BRADSHAW

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

Oh she slayed this shit

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum responds to Donald Trump’s pledge to rename the Gulf of Mexico by referencing a 1607 map and suggesting the United States should instead be called “Mexican America.”

“It sounds pretty, no?”

[𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕖𝕣 @ashsschw]

GET ME OUT OF HERE