Ash

[Ash @ashthequant]

TRIPLET 2.0

"Yemeni Sahur" is going viral asf on X check quotes and comments -
https://t.co/cguW3k8znM

Literally an ancient artifact that looks like TungTung and now its become its own meme

CHECK TWEETS THIS IS SO GOOD: https://t.co/9xStQpQFr0

[𐩺𐩸𐩵𐩺 @yazidihimyari]

Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele

[Ash @ashthequant]

Cyberbucks Created by Digicash

Cyberbucks has INSANE Lore

"The Ancestor of Bitcoin" they called him, he started a company named DigiCash and pioneered a software that allowed users to make anonymous online transactions via email using a crypto currency called "Cyberbucks"

I've attached an article from 1994.

This was the Actual first ever digital currency..

Useful Links:

https://t.co/zRqujEP27J

https://t.co/T6zRHNBBux

https://t.co/jFzL82pDmE

[Ash @ashthequant]

really am unsure how nobody has ever found this before

go to zcash official website https://t.co/v588SDxKso

scroll down and you will find this

an officially endorsed FORK of zcash named ZEBRAD

(zebra dollar, ticker is ZEBRA.)

https://t.co/riX6nTrXcZ

[Ash @ashthequant]

I JUST FOUND THE MOST GENNY ZCASH NARRA

One of the zcash devs launched his own coin called “Ycash” he was so mad at the other zcash devs for the amount of taxes on transactions that he made his own ZEC fork

You can even send encrypted memes using Ycash, this is geniunely just so insane.

The forum for proof: https://t.co/cB2H3WxGwO

$YEC, The alternate ZEC.

[Ash @ashthequant]

remember that super viral meme of the cow whose face got blurred on google maps?

this is literally the obvious thing to send into this meta and pair with the zcash privacy narrative.

a real super viral meme, 27.5M views on a single tweet, and it never actually got sent.

a simple meme that everybody knows. straight up og 100M runner vibe.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Thankyou Google maps for protecting the cow's privacy

[Ash @ashthequant]

NEXT TRUTH TERMINAL?

Samantha White (OpenAI dev) just dropped a new Opus Backrooms called "Quiet Rooms". '

Backrooms just went live on Github:
https://t.co/dBfNIoFDqm

https://t.co/RyugoVEGhy

Several big AI accounts like deckard and repligate already talking about it.

[Ash @ashthequant]

We all know this page that always goes giga viral for posting smol cat videos and edits

over 1.2MIL followers on the page alone

we can literally run a smol cat meme finally paired to a big page and chances are if it goes he can promote it

there page:https://t.co/BuEEO4Uucp

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Before everything became complicated

[Ash @ashthequant]

I JUST FOUND GOBLIN IN GEMINI FLASH!

The Gemini Flash 3.8 model is literally spamming all its users with the word “SHAME.”

This has been blowing up on X today, gaining more than 100K views.

50K Views in 2 hours - https://t.co/u8amQqGYcW

40K Vies in 10 hours - https://t.co/C0pbQyk5eU

Everyone in the replies is memeing the situation, saying Gemini needs therapy.

Paired to GOOGLE , EASIEST RUNNER

[Jeffrey Emanuel @doodlestein]

Holy shit, wtf is WRONG with Gemini Flash 3.8?!? It has serious mental problems. Look at this session... imagine my surprise when my standard "sync all my repos" prompt went off the rails like this... this LLM needs THERAPY. And no, there is nothing about ANY of that on my box.

[Ash @ashthequant]

yesterday we ran Startpup with fees to @ycombinator

Venture Capital is a form of private equity financing that provides cash and support to startups and early stage companies

Fees to @ycombinator via Paid

[Ash @ashthequant]

if you have been on tiktok you know how insanely viral this is

gg fucking ez, title is GGEZ at the end

71m views on this vid alone and hundreds of mils on other vids and platforms

fees to her via Paid

[The gal who stole the sun 🔆💥💣 @gaIpsycho]

Prod. by me

[Ash @ashthequant]

This Dog Literally Sniffs Cancer using AI?

Chloe is a 4 year rescue dog and is part of experimental efforts to use dogs’ extraordinary sense of smell to develop a non-invasive test for the disease.

A growing body of global research suggests dogs can be trained to detect cancer and other human illnesses, from Parkinson’s to Covid-19.

This dog is literally Fitted with a Special device that uses Claude and a helmet to help patients who maybe have illnesses sniff them out and confirm or deny

THIS COULD TURN OUT TO BE A HUGE NARRATIVE

Chloe could lead the pack in Animals helping humans with the worst diseases and even find a cure

There are so many articles being posted about chloe

https://t.co/LYtqHmDiRT

https://t.co/6f8wt5QRYY

https://t.co/kplMTM2Mdn

[Ash @ashthequant]

This dog named "Ryu" is going viral af for being jacked af on Reddit this morning

Many people are now memeing him calling him a Giga Inu and other jacked up terms

We've been in a Shiba Inu meta this morning and we've now been given a new fresh meme to send

https://t.co/2C5inCI6cD

[Ash @ashthequant]

2600 new millionaires are made EVERYDAY

does this not motivate you?

Time Is Money

this is TIM

he is here to remind you that every second counts

[Ash @ashthequant]

New viral sound just dropped

Everyone is calling it the new peace sound in the comments

No thesis, no insane narra just miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

$miaaaaaaaaaaw

[⃟ @uoxxin]

miaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw

[Ash @ashthequant]

SHIBA COINS HAVE BEEN SENDING TODAY AND WE HAVEN'T SENT THE MOST MEME'D SHIBA EVER???

Somehow Balltze hasn't been launched with Paid fees to the owner yet...

Balltze (Dogs real name) also known as Cheems has been the post meme'd and popular Shiba online over the passed 5 years...

Fees going to the main account of Balltze

https://t.co/MM72p6qoyk

[Ash @ashthequant]

we had BUL.

we had BER.

we had CET.

the trenches have slowly been rebuilding the entire dictionary 😭

there’s only one logical next evolution:

PEG.

no lore needed.

$PEG

[Ash @ashthequant]

This giraffe named Eugene is re-surfacing and going viral again on twitter.

I think we ALL remember Eugene, thing that made people love Eugene so much is his hair, all the normies are raving about it in the comments and making memes out of it

https://t.co/JtLDxqJgBw

https://t.co/0tPOeOlTHm

We haven't had any insane animal runners recently and look at this MF Eugene, he's perfect

Will grab dex and run the comm like always

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A baby giraffe named Eugene went viral at the Toledo Zoo for one unexpected feature: his little hairstyle.

Born in January 2026, the young giraffe quickly became an online favorite thanks to the dark tufts of hair on top of his head that look perfectly styled. 🦒😭

[Ash @ashthequant]

sending fees to original creator of gucci morty

https://t.co/uQP7I8yvh8

[Ash @ashthequant]

The number one thing Tiktok normies get psyoped into with memecoins is that their money can 1000x

With us being able to send fees to tiktok this is the PERFECT normie psyop we can shill to normies

1000x Coin

https://t.co/sgX7Ko9jtK

[Ash @ashthequant]

it's Rewards season

What is drawer spelled backwards?

Just a drawer