Ashley Holmes

Lover of wildlife, cracker of jokes, teller of stories.

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

@movietimes1 If someone was interested in licensing video clips of the interviews you have on YouTube who should they contact? Thanks!

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

I know I’m late to the game and this may seem extreme but I would die for #MattDonald @BacheloretteABC

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Tyrion: How did they find you?

Jaime: *holds up hand*

Tyrion: Ahh, metal detectors.

#got #GameofThrones #tyrion #jaime

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

@Lin_Manuel Thank you for blessing our performance tonight

*puts phone away and resumes stage managing*

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Sir, if we’re going to wait for this bus together I’m going to have to ask you not to “sing”

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

My sister got married in April and her husband’s grandmother couldn’t make it to the ceremony so for Christmas they dressed back up for her 😭 @Holmesicle

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

@angryspacewolf LIKE 8 NAT GEO PHOTO BOOKS

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

I won a raffle at work today I AM UNSTOPPABLE

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

“You know they never make any of these Hallmark movies where the husband cheats on someone.” - my mom demand realness @hallmarkchannel

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

My sisters and I spent a solid 20 minutes explaining @dadwroteaporno to our extended family. Thanksgiving = success

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

“My dog does not look like a uterus!” - things I did not expect to tell today or ever

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

No family arguments yet but I’ve been sitting at the table for 45 minutes as family members suggest dating apps for me to use. 10 more minutes and I’m bringing up politics.

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Toffee Apple Chew is the best character of @dadwroteaporno Don’t @ me #pornoday

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Just watched a rat run behind be at the bus stop and didn’t scream - PROGRESS BABY

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Always a good feeling when you’re only on day 8 of your new job and have already stumped IT

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

When your co-worker asks if you’ve dyed your hair darker since yesterday and you have to admit it’s just greasier

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

IT’S ALL TRUE

[Maggie Dewane @maggiedewane]

Need a new podcast to listen to? My friend @ashtoddlee and I have just launched The Watering Hole which features two of our favorite things: animals and drinking! Check us out on @iTunes @Spotify @GooglePlay & give us a follow on @instagram @TheWateringHolePod
#podcasts

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Babysitting actual children and I started clicking at them to get them to behave... like how I do with my dog... #babysitteroftheyear

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

My Lyft driver just told me I was a “go getter” and I’ve never believed anything more

[Ashley Holmes @ashtoddlee]

Someone on FB: “Early bird gets the worm 🐧”

Literally pick any other bird emoji because penguins don’t eat worms
🐔🐦🐤😑