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｡･:*:･ﾟ★,｡･:*:･ﾟ☆ ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾ -: ✧ :-゜・．

[Sinking @EisakuOtomo]

The worst woman you know just let out the biggest smile

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

thinking about how when i was like 12 on tumblr having never kissed another soul i was indignantly reblogging things like “50 shades of gray is NOT a realistic depiction of kink. please educate yourself. misinformation is so dangerous”

[ash @ashtoncorea]

@helianthus_tilt sourdough would be pretty epic, havent tried it myself but schar has some

[ash @ashtoncorea]

@helianthus_tilt tempeh! i’m never able to find it in a restaurant here. maybe in a sandwich??

[ash @ashtoncorea]

@Tjw141 you need to start telling them “go piss girl” !!!!

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Some of us actually have shit to haul and can’t drive a fucking Prius @JoeBiden

[★ steph spam ★ @iWasNeverADuck]

ready for whatever today brings

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

its insane how beautiful life can be

[frank ocean tattoo @mazzypornstar]

No man could relate to these Fiona Apple lyrics

[helena riley @freshhel]

(realizing a guy stopped listening 4 minutes into me talking about how I’m in my applesauce and Sudoku era) Wowwwww. he must be addicted to pornography

[ash @ashtoncorea]

the best part of being a woman is being able to listen to fiona apple (its illegal for men to listen to her btw)

[Serinide @serinide]

next time someone says i talk about videogames for attention i'm gonna show them this picture of a science fair project i did my first year of high school that completely ostracized me from 99% of the student body population

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Me and my shopping addiction against the world

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

my future daughter will never so much as hear me whisper a negative sentiment about my face or body from the minute she’s born

[ash @ashtoncorea]

i’m somehow on the modern agriculture side of twitter which means i get very threatening tweets. if i say no to their questions I WILL get shot!

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

There is nothing silly about a goose.

[Dan Baldassarre @evornithology]

I'm 36 years old.

And I run a $0M portfolio of businesses.

This is my daily routine: