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[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

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[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

@hlaveas Girl why

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Oh I do care just give 0️⃣fuccs

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I’m a guidance counselor at the Euphoria high school. I eat lunch in my car and have night terrors.

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

Going to be up late drinking water 💦💦💦

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

I am not really the guy that gives a fucc

[invader zim @f8the]

what i like abt fire signs is dat we all terrible together

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Folks walking around refusing to get vaxxed because of ‘side effects’ and fear of needles, but spent 6 hours in a tattoo parlor letting some dude named Meat draw on their neck.

[brett @itskindaover]

Ok

[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

@alexbrierre this is so iconic

[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

i was in the sun for a little

[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

i took some silly pics

[Sazón Papi @GrillmoreSlim]

This lady on the plane said "vaxxed and waxed, baby, I'm ready for some action on this trip." and that should be everybody's vibe this summer.

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

When I got the vaccine they asked me how I was feeling and I said I feel kind of updog and they put the syringe back in and took the vaccine out of me

[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

@hlaveas BADDEST OF THEE BADDEST🤩😘

[Respectable Lawyer @RespectableLaw]

It needs to be LOUDLY emphasized that this is a lie. Wind and solar power actually overperformed expected winter capacity in Texas. The state was crippled by frozen coal and gas plants, knocking out over 30 gigawatts of power. Sources below.

[ashton @ashtonmbryson]

my favorite thread