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[Tiberius @tiberiusfiles]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[jack @jubilescent]

can we just be real for a minute

[Higuruma’s Bath Bomb🫧✨ @GreedIslandGyal]

Yall went from “make America affordable again” to “just deport the poors”

[Cormac 🇵🇸 @yungpapist]

Imagine if Obama said praise be to allah on Easter lmao

[B 🧡 @iambri_97]

why is there actually, legitimately, discourse around reading speed right now “8 hours to read a book is slow” “you should be able to read a book in 3-5 hours”

bro we are in a literacy CRISIS, i do not care how fast or slow you read a book, just pick one up and read it

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Seems like it should be bigger news that Sam Altman is being sued for raping his own sister when she was a child

[Harmonious Peace @stampedevictim]

Americans experiencing nature: Wow.. its like a ranch dressing bottle

[Praise @tufpraise]

this makes it sound like there'll be a shortage of insulin, but it's literally just that the prices are so high that people won't be able to afford the shit they need to survive

[girly&wordly @Brieyonce]

I can’t believe one girl was so passionate about a singular discontinued crayon color that she single handedly brought it back 😭

[Kirby Sommers @LandlordLinks]

We're tired of hearing 'the names will shock the entire world'. Name them. Arrest them. Or shut up.

[Praise @tufpraise]

NO the FUCK we are NOT!!!!!!!

[Meacham @MeachamDr]

Nobody is kink shaming Kristi Noem’s husband. If he wants to dress up like that, more power to him. It’s the hypocrisy of it happening in yet another christian conservative family by someone who’d probably publicly persecute someone else for doing the same.

[Alyssa DeGraff @AlyssaDegraff]

And just like that, Robert Morris is released.

-4 years of sexually abusing a minor
-43 years of lucrative ministry
-6 months jail time

Now 9.5 years of probation in a lake house worth 6x the ordered restitution.

#SheWas12

[That Blame Guy @ImToBlame]

That girl up there telling the most incredible lies she can tell to defend this sick pedophile and she still bout to get fired. X_X

[Sarah Fields @SarahisCensored]

I just want to take this opportunity to point out that there is a man named Henry Walter Wooten, from Smith County, Texas, who is serving 35 YEARS IN PRISON for marijuana possession.

Carry on.

[Leesi ☽ꨄ︎☾ @LeesiBB]

can i just say a hot take? i’m sorry but men like this are such losers. his daughter is 19 lol

[Devin Nunes' Cattle Dog 🇺🇦 🇪🇺🇺🇸🇨🇦 🇦🇺 @Kaos_Vs_Control]

Pete Hegseth: The problem with Iran is it spends money on weapons and missiles instead of improving life for their people.

Self awareness of a potato

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.”

Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

ADHD people screenshotting and bookmarking everything because they're afraid of losing ideas, only to never look at them again because the archive is now its own overwhelming problem.

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

we all died and this is hell