matthew

it’s all water under the fridge

[matthew @ashtreii]

@JoeyOfTheWood

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

There is no evidence reincarnation is linear. Your next life could be thousands of years ago.

[lily @lillianemallow]

disinterested handjobs r cool but what about an interested handjob from a girl who loves you and really tries her best but just cant do it right

[Lord Mersey's Wonder Emporium @HiveFleetHodag]

brother that’s your trusted ally that’s your special forces

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Listen to your penis, powerful concept

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I must be a child left behind the way her Bush got me stupid

[matthew @ashtreii]

Car

[J @JJunkWarrior]

absolutely in love with this image

what emotion is this supposed to convey

[matthew @ashtreii]

Game recognize game and that boy Sean Evans got it

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[🕷️ @rtzvv]

she call me apple the way i b in cider

[matthew @ashtreii]

“When we haven talked n days but then i remember if a dog ain't barking it's being fed”

Bitch I’m in jail for trespassing trying to catch some swamp donkeys shut the fuck up

[matthew @ashtreii]

Fuck you guys

[matthew @ashtreii]

Hormuz? No buddy I’m pretty sure a cow does that

[Qui-Gon Jim @jimbojd4]

Big pussy was cool until he started snitching

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Soul trapped the DoorDash guy and smoked his essence

[matthew @ashtreii]

God forbid a white girl have a little motion

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 Democratic congressional candidate in Michigan is going viral.

Not for policy. For twerking on her kitchen counter on TikTok while running for office.

Shelby Campbell. 32. Law student. Single mom. 4 mugshots on her campaign website. Her words: "I've been to jail. I've been judged. I got back up."

She's running against an incumbent in Detroit. The internet is roasting her. She's loving every second of it.

[matthew @ashtreii]

Huge gargantuan ball havers understand

[ruben @rubentothewild]

people that don’t sleep naked in 2026 what’s the reasoning

[matthew @ashtreii]

Hormuz? No buddy I’m pretty sure a cow does that

[brian @brianonhere]

Damn — that’s what i purchase my stuff with!

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Million dollar idea: Jazz bar named Horn Pub

[Haven @havenmtg]

just got goodbyemogged so hard. i said "have a great rest of your day" and got back "have an awesome rest of your week". on a monday too!! totally destroyed.