ashton

sometimes you gotta close a door to open a window

[ashton @ashtxn__]

Making a thread of all the cakes I’ve done so far, tell ya friends

[mau @rllydu]

my ducks: in a row
my elephant: addressed
my eggs: several baskets
my bigger fish: fried

[⊙⊝⊜ @hobikive]

poop and butt are dating and they met at farts wedding

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

we live in a society

[ashton @ashtxn__]

don’t be surprised this Halloween when I show up dressed as Fergie from that one national anthem performance

[Nuke @megab00f]

One of the worst things a jig can be is up.

[ash @tripnf4ll]

white people be like i have to pick up my dog’s Invisilign

[slommy @sammichluvrrr]

just accepted help from someone that cares about me and was happy to do it

[harry @thelouvre]

girl i'm bored let's fill up the brita

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

THIS HAS TO BE THE FUNNIEST AI VIDEO EVER LMFAOOO😭😭😭😭😭

[Spectre @spectre0799]

squabble up but the beat is Hollaback Girl

[𝚂𝚔𝚒𝚗 𝙼𝚞𝚏𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚜 @SkinMuffins]

Maybe your baby is crying because it wants a cigarette.

[Tana Mongeau @tanamongeau]

having a bit is the sole reason i haven’t ended my life. having a bit gives me a reason to live. i love having a bit

[ashton @ashtxn__]

@wathen26 He blew up and he acts like he doesn’t know anybody