Ashley Carnahan

avid book reader. lover of all things funny. speak mostly in sarcasm. hella good procrastinator.

[Ashley Carnahan @ashymj]

Kevin McCallister has always been, and always will be, my hero

[Ashley Carnahan @ashymj]

Someone just walked in front of me with their costume that was a slice of pizza, and i think i know what love at first sight is

[Ashley Carnahan @ashymj]

@Racheal_Lopez's version of a cinderella story: never let the odds of the game keep you from playing the game.

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Honestly, im still not thrilled with the outcome.

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Confession time: i made a new email so i could make a new pottermore account and retake the patronus test.

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@Racheal_Lopez ugh its so hard

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Just had our first dinner in Paris. In a gay bar. Accidently. #aceandsayinparis #pAriS #itwasreallygoodthough #adventureswithashley

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@kourtneyhaggart oh man this tweet just made me equal parts happy and sad. I miss you so much 😭

[Ashley Carnahan @ashymj]

When @TCarnahan93 favourites a tweet about how leftys shouldnt be loved and i get the notification.. thanks bro. I used to be a proud lefty.

[Ashley Carnahan @ashymj]

Just sends fire back https://t.co/BWRJuesmnh

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I think its nice when people are confident enough to ask the questions with obvious answers. But i think its even nicer when they don't

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@Racheal_Lopez 110% you https://t.co/0obYTxGDcb

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This morning my mom tried to say hangnail and the only words she could come up with was "fingernail pull." Im still laughing about it

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The juice from my orange just went under my hang-nail and honestly I just dont know what i did to deserve this..

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New year but ill probably still be writing 2015 for the next four months

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It's beginning to look a lot like... May

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I have such an unhealthy amount of love for Ed Sheeran

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@Racheal_Lopez it wont show me the tweet

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I FORGOT TO GET AN ADVENT CALANDER. I need to sort out my priorities.