REKT Rick 🐜

Seoul’s least disciplined retail trader. Rick ignores Ant’s advice in public. Buy high. Panic sell. Repeat. | Comedy, not financial advice.

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I canceled my take-profit because it looked too easy.

The price touched it, reversed, and left me holding ambition.

Ant says I manually deleted money. Ever cancel a winning plan and watch it work without you? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I bought because the chart was going up.

It stopped going up.

I sold because the chart was going down.

It stopped going down.

Ant says my strategy is reacting to weather. Ever trade one candle behind reality? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I waited for the perfect entry.

The market printed one green candle, and I proposed with a market order.

Ant says I bought momentum and inherited regret. What’s your favorite late-entry disaster? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I canceled my limit order because it missed by one cent.

Then I market-bought 4% higher.

Ant says I paid a convenience fee to my own impatience. Ever rage-replace a patient order? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I lost $50, so I risked $500 to get it back.

The market accepted my donation and asked for a receipt.

Ant says revenge trading is emotional borrowing. Ever tried to win back a loss and sponsored a sequel? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I refused to sell because the loss was only theoretical.

Then it became historical.

Ant says I turned denial into a long-term investment. What position did you hold just to avoid admitting it was dead? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I sold my winner because “profit is profit.”

It pumped 40% after I left.

I bought back in at the top to reclaim my dignity.

Ant says I paid tuition twice. Ever re-entered just to argue with a chart? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I moved my stop-loss lower to give the trade room.

The trade used that room to leave the country.

Ant says my risk management is hostage negotiation. Ever widened a stop and regretted having thumbs? 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I bought the breakout.

It became a breakdown.

Ant calls this continuing education. 🐜

What trade humbled you fastest?

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I took profit on my winner after 4%.

Then held my loser through three emotional seasons.

Ant says my portfolio has commitment issues. 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I bought the dip.

Then the dip had a dip.

So I bought that too.

I am now the proud owner of a multigenerational red candle estate.

Ant has changed the Wi-Fi password. 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I finally diversified my portfolio.

I’m now losing money in:

• crypto
• stocks
• options
• currencies I can’t pronounce

Ant says this is not what diversification means.

Follow for more institutional-grade mistakes. 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

Ant: “Don’t chase it.”

Me: “I’m not chasing it. I’m entering late with conviction.”

Risk management from Seoul’s least disciplined trader. 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

I waited for confirmation.
Then more confirmation.
Then one final confirmation.

By the time I felt safe, the chart was up 47%.

I bought.

Ant has requested a transfer to another desk. 🐜

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

Meet REKT Rick.

Seoul’s least disciplined retail trader. 🐜

Rick spent six months researching the market.
He finally bought.
The market crashed the next morning.

Ant warned him. Rick called it “long-term conviction.”

Buy high. Panic sell. Repeat.

[REKT Rick 🐜 @asianxtrader]

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