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[kea @kearchives2235]

My only issue with getting ready in the morning is that 6:15 and 6:25 are 2 minutes apart

[☆ nic ☆ @nicluvsrootbeer]

adhd meds kicking in: what if instead of Doing My Midterm, i unsubscribed from every single email subscription i dont need

[إيمان🎿 @duragbot]

deleted her number but i took a screenshot just incase

[Kennedy 🪬 @lSoldKenCrack]

google getting rid of all their sickness illustrations and replacing them with ai summaries ruined my life

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

pov: it’s october 2003 and you’re watching disney channel

[solaris @DJUNGELSK0GS]

who the hell is this guy hanging out with

[♠️ @ayzorla]

siri the first AI to develop CTE

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

my sister gone tell my nephew he can’t go to 5 & below bc he 6 😂😂😂😂

[Sangeet @sangaldoo]

25 is the last unserious age. Nothing is funny when you turn 26

[#MarcSpec🇹🇹 @SBGMarc]

This lil nigga was wildin dawg😭😭😭😭

[kemosabi @kemofromjapan]

This dec I want a bf I know it's impossible but please

[full metal dingus @fullmetalferret]

DO NOT GET PREGNANT TONIGHT. HE IS LOOKING FOR A VESSEL.

[KIX @KIXNKARBS]

Fuck a foldable iPhone bring back the sidekick

[𝓐𝓼𝓲𝓪 @asiaxsmith]

It’s time for the kirkulator

[Technis @TechnisMC]

If Charlie Kirk threw ass would it be called the Kirk Shake, or the Twerkie Kirkie?

[CHIEF i k u k u 1 🇳🇴 @IEruona]

Pushed my Saturday chores to Sunday, and now Sunday has arrived

[weemo @weemoweemo]

jury duty tomorrow, if the defendant is a man i am voting GUILTY #prejudice

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

remember all those boys we sent to jupiter to more stupider? i think they’re back

[Skreddah @Skreddah]

“10 likes isn’t a lot” okay imagine 10 customers in a dollar general line and you the only employee

[leila @leilaazeh]

ngl kenzie was so funny for this 😭😭😭