Christianna Fail

fueled by espresso.

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when I die, put me in a jar that says, "cookies n creamated"

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so many things to say, but the most pressing current issue is the high of 94 degrees tomorrow in the middle of September. sobbing into my Fall candle as i type this.

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starring in tweets while i'm away for a year. thank you for keeping me alive @blake_holbrook

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annual tweet to prove i still exist.

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falling asleep instead of doing the things you promised yourself you’d do: the sad reality of a happy girl.

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in absolute awe over @DonovanWoods album “Both Ways” that was released today. amazing, amazing artist. and SO incredibly happy that he does not stray from his folk/acoustic roots to appease societal music trends.

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tbh, nursing school is mostly just about studying in non-designated study areas

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finding refuge in Twitter when my life gets overwhelming: an autobiography.

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@jlwinick87 GUUUURRRRRL. don't get me started. number one, Michael Scott completely ruins The Office for me. and SECONDLY... Leslie Knope and Ben Wyatt are everything I want in love. then there's Andy, who is everything I want to be in a person. LOL. ..... but seriously...

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Chipotle taste on a Taco Bell budget.

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a lot has changed on Twitter since May 2017, but all i wanna know is...

when will the nostril ring fad die out so i can finally get one???

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oh yeah, Twitter still exists

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@joshlacount cannot wait to see this!

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in case i die tonight, tell my professor i sacrificed my life to study for his exam.

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i forgot how to tweet

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gpoy

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@geniusginger A tall, glorious man. I will never forget him

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@littleyorio absolutely not. it was a tall, bearded, and successful (looking) man who was buying veggies.

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I had a moment of love at first sight tonight in Kroger and i am here to tell you IT IS NOT A MYTH

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And THEN @dylanwhittemore shows up and is all "hey I got this." And you're like damn what a guy