Asim Javed

Don't be so open minded that your brains fall out. #learner #teacher #ceo #finance #projectmanagement #businessintelligence

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@msexcel Just finished this. Excel & VBA

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@MoezButt7 Very well said.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@RTErdogan Seeing X translation, I thought your account is hacked 😄

[John Hussain @johnhussainpres]

@Shah15446472 اگر فارسی میں ترجمہ لگاتے تو لوگ گمراہ نہ ہوتے۔

"عاصم منیر صاحب نے ایران آکر ایرانی جواب لیا اور وہ امریکیوں کو دیا تھا لیکن ہمیں ابھی تک جواب نہیں ملا۔ "

اس میں کیا ہے جو لوگ اتنا ابل رہے ہیں؟

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

😂

[Asmavia Chaudhary🇵🇰 @AsmaviaChaudhry]

پاکستانی ممیز بنانے کا کوئی موقع ہاتھ سے جانے نہیں دیتے 🫣😂😁

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@ShandanaGulzar I am one of 240 million people of Pakistan and I hereby confirm he represents me. Moreover you are not allowed to speak on my behalf in future. I have full ability to criticise him when needed.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@DrSabirplf جیسے بھٹو زندہ ہے۔۔

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

I agree

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Israel is the enemy of humanity.

Like and repost if you agree.

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Israel is the enemy of humanity.

Like and repost if you agree.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

Qiyamat ke raat hay Pakistanio 😭😭

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@Jennnyyyyyy 9

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@AdityaRajKaul Congratulations. Now you can sleep peacefully.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@KhizarKahloon Wrong… if we agree with your fancy AI infograph… why market was climbing during last two years when interest rates were much higher than this??
Market drives on expectations not current results. Simple !

[Iran Embassy in DR Congo @IranInDRCongo]

Sais-tu pourquoi toutes les guerres portent le nom du pays attaqué ?
– Guerre du Vietnam
– Guerre de Corée
– Guerre d’Irak
– Guerre d’Iran…
Parce que si elles portaient le nom du pays agresseur, elles s’appelleraient toutes la Guerre des États-Unis !

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

😭😭😭😭

[Iran In Hyderabad @IraninHyderabad]

The Strait of Hormuz isn’t social media. If someone blocks you, you can’t just block them back.

[IRAN Embassy in Austria @IraninAustria]

It is no coincidence that @PeteHegseth suffered a resounding defeat in the war against #Iran—particularly over control of the Strait of #Hormuz.

His main problem?

He searched for the Strait of Hormuz in a wrong place, not knowing that it lies in the #PersianGulf.

Our humble advice to him: repeat “Persian Gulf” ten times each morning. It may not win him the next war, but at least he’ll show up in the right place.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@IsraelMFA Your fear isn't about their weapons; it’s about a peace that finally renders your entire parasitic existence unnecessary.

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@KhalidAlNumi I will buy euros and will decide later what to do with euros 😆

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@AdityaRajKaul Watching us lead the world’s peace while you rot in your own obsession is a special kind of hell, isn't it?

[Asim Javed @asimjaved]

@netanyahu You are a parasite of conflict, desperately trying to start a third world war… just to stay out of a prison cell for your own corruption.

[Michael Kugelman @MichaelKugelman]

Pakistan’s role has shifted from facilitator and go-between to direct mediator and peace negotiator (amid reports of 3-way talks taking place in Islamabad). For now at least, Pakistan’s in the driver’s seat in the difficult & delicate effort to guide the US & Iran to an off ramp.