Sean, From On Line

occasionally charming screwup

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

Star Wars (1977, PG) a group of terrorists enlist the aid of a drug smuggler and a religious fanatic to bomb the seat of governmental power.

[Savannah @shutupsavannah]

@asimplesean ur a lil bitch

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

why yes mr president it's a perfect moment for a 4th of july parade on the national mall

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@pattymo how are you my friend. what's the state of highstakes law in the big city these days. what 3 words describe the last yr of twitter

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@pattymo like the band train, every time I go away juuuust long enough for folks to forget I exist I come roaring back w new thunderous hits

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

Really what we're all learning here together today is how many of history's memorable presidential soundbytes contain the word "not"

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

what I meant to say is that I am NOT a crook

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

It was a smawl mistake-I did nawt self-cawntradict, I misspoke. Awbviously what I meant to say was ask NAWT what yaww country can do fuh you

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

Obviously what I *meant* to say was that this aggression will NOT stand, this aggression against Kuwait will *not* stand. not stand.

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@CTooleSaysStuff as much as I want to, it would get me into trouble with my wi....my spouse

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@googleymoogley chapter 1: the boy who tweeted

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@McSwtrvst welp sorry to hurry back out but that's my cue good luck all I'll see you next year

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

which one is even which

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@scawn_ a cry from the deepest reaches of tender memory. His name is my name. Something smells vaguely of maple sap

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

dont really know how to self retweet posts anymore but just logged in for the 1st time in forever bc I recalled how powerfully true this is

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

Ted Cruz looks like the Mrs Doubtfire mask when Harvey Firestein first puts the latex mold on Robin Williams' face but before he paints it

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

rather than have an original thought for an all-new tweet im gonna ease back into twitter by just wondering aloud if this is relevant again

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@harikondabolu bc imo apu-even among ancillary characters-represents a missed opp by the writers to have the show not just age, but mature

[Sean, From On Line @asimplesean]

@harikondabolu curious whether you reckon the char couldve bn salvaged/redeemed if theyd attempted a more nuanced portrayal as time went on?