McSweatervest

Like Mr. Rogers, but I prefer my cardigans sleeveless. Human dad. He/Him.

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

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͏͏you're welcome. RT to give someone else a break from this hellscape

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

remember when Donald Trump waged a twitter war with @ninetek over whether we should worry about sharks being able to survive the apocalypse

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

good morning. the best tweets are funny, horrifying, thought-provoking, self-deprecating, and most of all, absolutely unerringly good advice for all generations of time throughout all eternity.

[Jazz Emu @thejazzemu]

MONEY

[brent @murrman5]

NEW @nafmcpodcast w/ DIE HARD
-tiesto crunch
-dr dan party dentist
-delicate dance
-heavens harbour
-xmas movie but tacky to watch at xmas
-I love ya baby and so do a lot of the guys
-Carl Winslow
-quiz medals and ratings

https://t.co/NKQs9u9Psk

https://t.co/4pstlQYTMF

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

If you don't believe sexism is ingrained into our entire culture, man-up, grow a pair and quit bitching, you douche

[Jason Ritter 🦋 @JasonRitter]

I wrote a very short story

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@murrman5 @thenatewolf @nafmcpodcast Brewster’s Millions

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@murrman5 @nafmcpodcast Housebound (2014)
Fingers (2019)
So I married an Axe Murderer (1993)

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@SamGrittner But unless you’re away deployed in the military, or u have a serious health condition preventing u leaving, u don’t have much defense to just refusing to leave because you’ve been there a long time. Your best bet is to just leave on time. If I can’t, tell them when u can leave.

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@SamGrittner If you don’t move when your lease is over, theoretically they can bring a lawsuit to force you to leave. That process takes a minimum of 1-2 months to work through the courts.

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

i see the anguish in your eyes and raise you the languish in my sighs

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@murrman5 @thenatewolf @nafmcpodcast I have no idea why I said 2018. I meant 2013. Whatever. In the pre-times. Can’t wait to hear y’all talk about Splash

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

@murrman5 @thenatewolf @nafmcpodcast Omg you have no idea how happy it makes me to read this and find out the funniest people in my life from 2018 are making a podcast together. Hallelujah

[retsoor @retsoor]

[on deathbed] that was ridiculous

[McSweatervest @McSwtrvst]

Me—The zombie life cycle makes no sense. Each time a zombie feeds, they remove a potential new zombie from the ecosystem thus simultaneously reducing both their own food AND reproductive potential. It’s like Darwin said,…

My 7yo—ok fine dad I’ll choose a different Disney+ movie