Jon Athengee

Cincy-based creative with a cartoon brain. Smartass, skeptic, scribbler, singer, storm spotter, stargazer, birder, Cho. Don't hassle me, I'm local.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Me by Round 3 in every game of Axis & Allies I've ever played:

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@Ariel_Comedy No, no, no. I was at that meeting, too. He said he believes "Twitter should have LESS character," and then he did that thing he always does, ya know, where he steeples all his fingers and goes "MUWAHAHAHHH...!" as his brass trio plays him a sinister horn hit.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

I'm not a parody account. You're a parody species.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@DonaldJTrumpJr

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Yes. Yes, well done, CNN.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Gritty approves.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Yes. Yes, well done, CNN.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@MattLevy51 Taste-time synaesthesia.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@BigRadMachine Yarmulke, heh! I love that dog.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@BigRadMachine Ummm...Midichlorians? Thank you.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Trump Organization 2: Trump & Trumper

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

🎶They lock him in the tower, whenever he gets caught, but he breaks loose and then vamoose! and now you know the plot...🎵

[Little Bubby Child @lilbubbychild]

My neighbor calls the po lice. A animated adventure.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

🎶They lock him in the tower, whenever he gets caught, but he breaks loose and then vamoose! and now you know the plot...🎵

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

I just keep telling myself everything'll work out fine. Missouri and Vandy will help us get healthy in time for Georgia.

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Bro, drunk, standing at bar:
"What are you dressed as?"

"A disappointed Kentucky fan."

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

Checking in on you, @lee_kimbrell. You all right, man? If you need someone to talk to, I'm here. 💙🤍

[Jon Athengee @asingulartwit]

@lilbubbychild I herd tell Christian Laettner is a ackshul demon from Hell.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

I expect Twitter to remain mostly the same under Elon except it’ll somehow get massive federal subsidies and occasionally burst into flames