JaCh

zas naka doktorka

[chiptron.cz @chiptronCZ]

Sorry, ale v těhle 7 sekundách je všechno...
@Posledniskaut @AcaNerd73

[JaCh @asipka]

olovenej flanel !!! 🤍🤍🤍💪🏻💪🏻💪🏻

[JaCh @asipka]

@lmacthompson1 Non. Exist. End.

[musho @musho]

I really hope 🇨🇿 czech republic will vote @TomCruise's dad as their president.

[JaCh @asipka]

🎉

[JaCh @asipka]

Janino, uvaril jsem ti dneska specialitu - divci sen. Jestlipak vis, co to je?
…
Spanelsky ptacek!

(Deda, 85 let)

[JaCh @asipka]

Tchyne: Jano, tobe neni dobre?
Ja (koukam na pohadky): Ne, proc?
Tchyne: Ze nekrajis brambory na salat.

[JaCh @asipka]

@Jiri_Chabera https://t.co/LJ6S5D9wTL

[JaCh @asipka]

Hlavní operatér (ortoped): “Děje se něco, paní doktorko?”
Já: “Ne, mělo by se něco dít?”
Hlavní operatér: “No, že tu jste.”
Asistující operatér: “A stojíte…”

#anesteziolog

[JaCh @asipka]

Nevim, jestli diky twitteru bude mene antivaxxeru, ale u nas na ARU na Vinohradech dochazi kafe…

[JaCh @asipka]

@d_olex @defparam One more thing, would you maybe have the content of SIIGX_SI_ Kit-v1.0.0 directory? Thanks!

[JaCh @asipka]

@d_olex @defparam Great! Thanks!

[JaCh @asipka]

@d_olex @defparam Hi. Any chance I can send you a pm? Do you still have the .exe? Many many thanks!!

[Jan Kordovský @korda]

Nejde je nemilovat...

“STOP NELEGÁLŮM”
“Zákony platí pro všechny!”

Ale tenhle evidetně nějakou vyjímku má. #praha2018 #taxisdruzeni

[This too shall pass @coolname77]

In line at McDonald’s.... shitty little kid behind me screaming he wants an apple pie at his mother...

I get to counter...

Me: Hi I’ll have a Number 3, Large.... and excuse me how many apple pies do you have back there....

McD worker: 12

Me: I’ll take them all

[Katie Cook @katiecandraw]

My 7yo daughter: someone at camp said girls aren’t tough.

Me: what did you say to that?

My 7yo, who has had a loose tooth for over a week: I pulled out my tooth in front of him and he stopped talking to me.
#parenting

[Dr. Buzz Aldrin @TheRealBuzz]

I was on the Moon! #Apollo11 @NASA

[JaCh @asipka]

Willy Wonka vol. 2 https://t.co/AGKsUGBIYM

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I’m starting a candy company & it’s going to be amazing