Aubreycakes

I’ve got a belly full of white dog crap in me and now you lay this shit on me

[cow @cowincrisis]

abducted by aliens. again.

[Aubreycakes @asizzle09]

@AlexDuncanTX I’ll stop shopping at other grocery stores and go strictly to heb. Tf is yalls problems with Muslims and halal products. They’ve done nothing to your racist asses

[tt✮⋆ @Bluebirdeyessss]

I love saying “sounds good” at work and dont shit sound good

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Me applying to jobs after my boss makes me mad:

[Maira @maira4yo]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖉 @6looted]

BEING ABLE TO QUIT YOUR JOB JUST BECAUSE YOU HATE IT

[• @WordsCocoon]

i do my best.

[Irishrygirl @irishrygirl]

I would rather get a Pap smear by Edward Scissorhands than watch Trump’s State of the Union..

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Elmo @elmo]

This has been the longest week of Elmo's life.

[Aubreycakes @asizzle09]

Panera really is just overpriced bland hospital food

[Rambo the original ending @pharaohsrambo]

Me Hearing about Herbert’s hand every five seconds.

[That Hurts @That_Hurts]

Current status:

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Defying gravity

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

TOUCHDOWN

JALEN HURTS TO A.J. BROWN

#FlyEaglesFly