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[Sean Frank @Seanfrank]

Amazon is a broken mess.
I have done over $50,000,000 on amazon.
They dont care about me as a seller, partner, or person.

I uploaded this design patent

Was told “stop contacting me”

What went wrong inside amazon?
why do they hate small businesses and the law?

A thread:

[Jesse Bunch @bunchjesse]

Imagine if Tim Apple yelled at me on Twitter about some problem he was having in Notes…

[The Problem With Jon Stewart @TheProblem]

Jon interviewed Leslie Rutledge, Arkansas Attorney General, about why her state banned gender-affirming care for minors - ignoring the guidelines of major medical organizations and taking the decision out of parents’ hands. Watch the full interview on @AppleTVPlus

[David C. Smalley @davidcsmalley]

Brett Cavanaugh was booed out of a #Mortons Steakhouse. The Internet did not disappoint.

[Jason Selvig @jasonselvig]

I had a good conversation with this guy about hammers.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

florida high school class president zander moricz was told by his school that they would cut his microphone if he said “gay” in his grad speech, so he replaced gay with “having curly hair.” i am in awe

[Tracy Vaillancourt, PhD FRSC @vaillancourt_dr]

Dear America,

I study violence and I study mental health. The problem is access to guns.

I’m also the elected president of the International Society for Research on Aggression. International experts agree— it’s the guns.

Regards,

Tracy

[Miguel de Icaza ᯅ🍉 @migueldeicaza]

Bill Gates cuts through all the layers of technobabble and PR:

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@hiMaisie The beanie is amazing.

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@mar15sa I agree recovering after burnout is a much steeper climb than avoiding in the first place, but I with @juleslancee that calling it “easier” is minimizing how hard it can be to avoid burnout.

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This show started off curious but slow. By the end it was on fire though. 🔥 (Lots of spoilers in the article if you haven't watched the finale already).

[Erin Qualey @miffedcupcake]

Who needs drugs when we’ve got #Severance? My recap of the maddeningly perfect season finale, for @vulture. https://t.co/qHAzOfmR8H

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I had to watch it a couple times before I understood what she was saying. 🤯

[Davram @davramdavram]

This lady thinks everyone is in prison.

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@notdanilu @ExcuseMyFly Wouldn’t the bear at least get a meal out of it?

[Hutch @hutchinson]

The Republican governor of Utah vetoed a trans sports ban yesterday. Here is part of a letter that he wrote explaining his decision.

[Stephen Diehl @smdiehl]

Going to keep calling a spade a spade. Crypto is entirety a scam. A collective hallucination wrapped in techno-solutionism, empty idealism and phoney populism.

No one can give a single damn use case for any of this crap. The emperor is stark naked and everyone sees it.

[Laurie Garrett @Laurie_Garrett]

Putin meant to grab #Ukraine & drive wedges between #NATO & #Russian-bordering nations.
Instead, he's evoked unification of economic, military & political forces across Europe, G7, the @EU @IMF @WorldBank & @NATO into a block of unprecedented unity & resolve, that met today.
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[Ticonderoga @TiconderogaNo1]

@doctorow I started buying stuff on Amazon because it was more convenient than going to Target, but increasingly, it's easier to go to Target than to sort through the garbage on Amazon.

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Whenever I type "whether" I have to double check if I wrote what I meant or if I suddenly interjected something confusing about a castrated male sheep into the conversation.

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I felt terrible for a moment having two drivers rate me 1 star, until I realized it was over the last TEN years.

[Dave Mark @davemark]

To see how Uber drivers RATE YOU:

- Launch Uber app (make sure it’s updated)
- Tap profile pic
- Tap Settings
- Tap Privacy
- Tap Privacy Center
- In “summary of how you use Uber?”, tap “See summary”
- Tap “View my ratings”

Damn hard to find!!! 😐