clown, ph.d

humble. hero.

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

YES it's true we can change sex. NO we can't be used to identify any of a class of people, places, or things. you're thinking of nounfish

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

solidarity! with rapists, apparently.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
The Penised Individual Who Raped You Is a Woman.
https://t.co/SyxFnnboM1

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

i am also a phd holder who is stupid. we exist

[Alice Dreger, Ph.D. @AliceDreger]

People. There are more than two sexes. There are more than two genders. This is not a political statement. It's just reality.

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

trans people are welcome in camden 🥰💖 those with disabilities fuck off and go hang out in another borough though

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

presumably "non-men" includes small tropical marine fish too. i'll get my cv over to you ASAP

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

@stephan_eckner @xxwitchwomanxx @thisistherevolt @sharksandwrecks @CanonHolyLand @rocketsurgeon76 @naniika_ @MsKylaLayne she's not doing well. her chat show was recently cancelled after she was exposed for bullying. and my pronouns are block/stay safe

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

if you're going to call the expanse of salt water that covers most of the earth's surface and surrounds its land masses the sea i'm going to tap out of this conversation

[Tom Harwood @tomhfh]

@Scienceofsport If you’re going to call trans women male I’m going to tap out of this conversation.

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

it’s important to emphasize that the ruling does NOT give maya forstater the right to engage in destructive fishing practices such as dredging and/or quarrying

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

"i can't breath under water" bring a snorkel, bigot

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

it's pretty simple. if you say you love clownfish+ people but you don't want to share a tank with them, you're anti-clownfish+ 🇫🇷

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

i haven't fully thought this through but bear with me; all civil rights movements using a raised fist as a symbol of solidarity/empowerment are actually nazis

[TheFamousArtistBirdyRose @TheFamousArtBR]

I’m absolutely fuming. The hand is completely out of proportion and there’s only three fingers and a thumb. Also worth noting, Joss Prior has blocked me... what a very very awkward coincidence!

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

if your charity for the protection of lesbian gay and bisexual rights is not inclusive of me, a clownfish, you will be hearing from my lawyer. i haven't found one who's willing to represent a fish yet but just you wait

[TransgenderTrend @Transgendertrd]

Mermaids & others appeal against the award of charitable status to @ALLIANCELGB.
"the grounds appear to claim that anything other than complete agreement with the gender identity position is in and of itself a de facto attack on trans focused charities."
https://t.co/7yQltWwsnI

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

just because he's ATAB (assigned tony at birth) doesn't mean he can't identify as toby now

[Emma Hilton @FondOfBeetles]

Clownfish. Sequential hermaphrodites. How to recognise the female: she makes large gametes.

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

#voteclownfish

[Intellectual Shark Web @IntellectualSh7]

You know what to do.

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

now back to me and my problems

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

i'll happily debate my opposition whenever, where ever. though i'll need to vet the topics first. and screen the audience. i'm allowed a cheat sheet

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

i'll happily debate my opposition whenever, where ever. though i'll need to vet the topics first. and screen the audience. i'm allowed a cheat sheet

[clown, ph.d @askaclownfish]

so what if my words and actions don't hold up under scrutiny? i said them very loudly and confidently. that should be enough