Allison Mathis

non serviam

[love drops @lovedropx]

women in PHLEGM (poetry, history, language, english literature, ghost stories, music)

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@NotAnyUse So cute. Old school hot rollers, girl.

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@NotAnyUse Omg don’t do that.

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@ASFleischman I feel like a lot of crappy lawyers don’t read appellate opinions, even of their own cases. I think we’re deluding ourselves to think most of them even know.

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

If you’re in Houston and like wine, snacks, parking, and snark, I have an event for you!

Can’t come but want to donate? https://t.co/SwUaaJKARR

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I have beautiful handwriting

[Jenni @hashjenni]

People born before 2000, what trivial skill do you have that no one uses anymore?

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

Next Wednesday! There is parking! Can’t come but want to donate? https://t.co/SwUaaJKARR

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@NotAnyUse I think that’s the new trend…

[GFB @maybegabrielle]

“they’re doing transgender surgeries on illegal aliens” is just the plot of The Rocky Horror Picture Show

[Sarah Axelrath MD @DrSarahAxelrath]

Can I just point out

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@LissaJoStewart Guilt is a legal determination, I don’t decide whether my client is “guilty.”

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@14JUN1995 Italo Calvino “If On a Winter’s Night A Traveler.”

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@ElLockeLawGroup Everyday

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@420AttyChicago My family law prof told a story about a couple that kept appealing over their dog’s ashes. That’s when I knew I’d never take a family law case.

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@djlouise I worked for LOPD in the Farmington/Aztec office for a couple of years. It was great experience and definitely taught me a lot about law and life. ❤️

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@DougtheLawyer Pervert.

[SecularHouston @HoustonSecular]

Last night we were thrilled to go see @AskAllisonM perform in a local theater production of “Office Hours”. She was great, and it was so much fun! Bravo 👍🏼

[Allison Mathis @AskAllisonM]

@NoLongerBennett I want to say “malapropism” but it’s not quite right