Amanda Waldo

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@DrewPavlou The real casualty here is literally Captain Smit Machchhar who is fighting for his life after being viciously attacked and heroically enabling passengers and other crew to avert a crash.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@HenryA46250 @HilzFuld After the investigation that airplane will go straight to a museum.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@deserteagle291 The relief pilots landed the plane, but it was an Israeli plumber who pulled it out of the dive. His flight trialing consisted of watching Air Crash Investigation.

Can Not Wait for this episode of Air Crash Investigation to come out.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

https://t.co/CowuRWxGmw

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Check out “The Last Customer” at MakedUp stories, the daily stories podcast for kids.

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@elonmusk What do I have to do to stop getting notifications from this asshole?

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My husband: Did you see me speaking Italian to the waiter?
Me: You were speaking Spanish.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@MontysGarden @CalltoActivism Um would you like to cite your source there, sport?

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@BrianaRoseLee @HeatherTDay Luggage absolutely does get lost

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I’m here for it. https://t.co/zKGqzX7PbK

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@eatinerni Sadness

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@CraigKellyPHON @culttoday NZ also has very high rates of skin cancer, for the same reasons.

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@alifewithoutus @dudet_jeremy @gunsnrosesgirl3 Does this kill the rabbit?

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

A wise person once said that you will experience climate change through a series of increasingly wild videos, until you are the one taking the video.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@jshelat1 That’s a partial quotation of the last line of the first paragraph. Actual first line is also pretty bad: “It was a bright Saturday in September that felt as though it was still summer.” “

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

My spouse just asked me how to spell banana. Reader, I’m not ashamed to tell you that I cited Hollaback Girl. Hollaback Girl https://t.co/dXqHumiq0B

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@miriamkp It sounds like a dream fellowship tbh

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@timgill924 Reason #5683 it’s such a relief to be outside of academia. When I got a dog in grad school my advisor asked me how I would find time to take care of it.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@RColesworthy A good friend of mine had a destabilizing affair with a professor when we were there in the ‘00s. It’s a grand tradition.

[Amanda Waldo @askawaldo]

@miriamkp Time to return the favor 😈😈😈