A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿

We have a ton of fingers in the regional pies of NZ and the world, with up to date takes on the events of the regular Kiwi punisher. 🎙️🎥

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

My old man died of MND, and the last thing he wanted was a full focus on him, but that was him. This Arrow season long tribute has been great for MND awareness, but this Grand Final tribute is over the top.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

Farkin Hawkes Bay Magpies, unbelievable, they have completely their way, mistakes after mistakes, cost us seriously over the past 4 weeks. We used to be solid as hell on set piece, it's gone to the pack.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

With @ManCity right up shite creek without a paddle. the League has dropped them to absolute bottom of English Football "Pub League". Arriving today at @Etihad_Stadium are the Skunkshire Maggots ready to play some Footy. ⚽
#pubfootball 🍺

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

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[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@HiluxNPC Bloody Magpies have crapped the nest heading into the pointy end of the season.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

It'll happen one day fellas, it'll happen one day 😢🏅🏆
#nzwarriors #freemantledockers
#nrlpremiership
#aflpremiership
#emptycabinet

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

In the biggest turncoat controversy in sport history, Liam Gallagher has shown up at Old Trafford while ditching Man City after it's been exposed City has been found guilty of huge amounts of financial misconduct. Liam said "Owite, yeah farkem owite then".

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

Average looking Wellingtonian Xander Felix who would have been batting way above his average, had the opportunity to meet and have breakfast with an absolute stunner at 7:00am in Cuba Street, not realising clocks changed for daylight savings overnight and showed up at 8:00am.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@Remembering_Rik 🤣

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@HiluxNPC Come on Magpies, don't shit the bed 😬

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@NZWarriors supporter Tawhai Maraenui from Napier now residing in Ferntree Gully in Melbourne thought he's pop down the local for a few VBs not realising it was the AFL Grand Final and has decided to hit the top shelf to block everyone out.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@RandomKiwiNZ @chrisluxonmp @timcostleynz @SimeonBrownMP @NicolaWillisMP @cjsbishop @PaulGoldsmithMP Wow, vandalism of signs is really showing em 🙄

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@WYSIWYG_2018 Bad Boy Bubby

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@Revolvermag @clutchofficial Farkin rock monsters, classic Clutch! 🤘

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

This is one frickin amazing Episode, exposing the current Congo slavery and history of Slavery out of Africa, holy shite 😬 https://t.co/EoUTE57psR

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@Filhab3 Seemed very much all set up!

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

Tobias Crapinop (54 Handicap) from Chicago doesn't impress anyone, when on the first tee at @MedinahCC for the @PresidentsCup he yells "get in the hole" everytime the US Team tees off.
#presidentscup #usausausa #54handicap

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

@waateanews I worked in health under Te Aka Whaiora in Kaupapa Maori mental health, the money flowed so freely, as a NGO we were told to spend more and we would be given more, and we didn't even have to report on where the money was going. It was a frickin shambles.

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

With a revamp of the @SuperRugby and NPC......it's time to bring back the Vikings!
#centralvikings
#hawkesbay
#manawatu

[A Unique Perv Behind the Drapes🎤🇳🇿 @askhelennz]

For fucks sake, can you just shut up Laura and let the players talk, talk about main character syndrome.