jove - mister breadsticks truther

Jove. they/them. 30. gender is a performance and i am the fifth clown getting out of the improbably small car.

[Maria @mlstrat]

i have some terrible news about my eunuchs

[lex @Lexxiewith2Xs]

guy on hinge said “match w me and I’ll tell you my favorite piece of mcr lore” and i need him to know just how far out of his realm he is

[Xianyang City Bureaucrat @XianyangCB]

Eunuchs, bring my my posting keyboard and my most sycophantic concubine.

[jove - mister breadsticks truther @askjoverie]

@lottslottslotts frequently, secretly fond of each other by milominderbinder has an in progress podfic (read by tristansaurusrex) that i really enjoyed - 24/28 chapters up.

[ames @samestras]

it’s pride month

[charli¹ 🎱 @ln4rry]

TRUMP TOWER BUILDING PLANS FOR GOLD COAST HAVE BEEN SCRAPPED !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖

[⚭ @lekimgym]

You need to touch saltwater sometimes
not always grass.

[Greg Burnham @GregHBurnham]

It's called samsara baby get used to it

[Josh Yohe @JoshYohe_PGH]

Tkachuk just went to hit Sid and bounced off of him. Much to the crowd’s delight.

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

It’s crazy that the moon I’m looking up at right now is the same moon where those astronauts can’t get Outlook to work.

[butchatron 9000 @Dastempsa]

"jesus saves" okay well what's his GAA. How many shutouts does he have. Aerin frankel is younger and more beautiful

[L e e @ItsLeeonardo]

The nhl suddenly allowing goalie fights AFTER fleury retired is a crime 🥲

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i run one of the largest gnome spotting websites in the country and we just got a huge spike in gnome movement. over 25000 gnomes on the move but we are months away from their traditional migration season. something BIG is going on

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

Well Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming?

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

I think about this reply every single day of my life