Confucious

𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝔂𝓸–𝓰𝓲–𝓻𝓪𝓯𝓲.||

[🤎 @hey_nissii]

Maybe I should just go to the bank tomorrow

[🅶🅾🆁🅺 @Raclure03]

Vrai 😁😁

[Jim @strup2823]

Saw this & it made me laugh 😂👍🏻😃

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Queen Tahshar ashafika 1M followers for her Original Content

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

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[Abuga with a G🐐 @abuga_01]

Wewe ukiumia unapelekwa kwa plumber

[Topha @Topha_graphy]

President mlevi haezi kubali watu wakunywe counterfeit.

[Josh @Josh001J]

Delete your WhatsApp usernames right now!

[🕯️ @MenAreMid_]

Being religious doesn't mean you're a good person.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

Hustler kwani anataka kumake how much money in this lifetime

[Calebo @CalebGirango]

Musichana kinywaji ya Rais inakusumbua aje? Sasa yeye si mSDA kama ulikuwa unataka soya iwekwe kwa meza na thermos. Na hii mambo ya kuita sifuna DP let me assume unamaanisha direct president.

[Řõððïę @Its_Roddie]

Sifuna ametafutiwa scandala and since they can't find any, kazi ni kusema vile anakunywa pombe ya majina mawili mawili, ooh anatembea na yellow yellow damsels Nairobi.. Itafika time ya Presidential debate, manifesto ya Sifuna ikue tu, “sitaua wakenya mimi..”

[(；一_一) reckful. @nmordecainu]

No that's Ovation.
Ovulation is the Alililili sound.

[HADASSAH🥰 @Nyar_Akoth]

Can we all agree that all lawyers do is lie for their clients so they can get away with crimes. Coz why do investigators try to get suspects talk before they can think of getting an attorney??? So y'all go to school to learn how to lie and cover up for ppl??

[KEllys.🍃 @maziwafresh]

Baana 4 out of 10 female passengers in a matatu on Saturday are headed to getting laid.-Infotrak,2026

[Kartelo🦍🇦🇷 @curtiske8]

Rap battle, I'm bringing Khaligraph Jones

Who are you bringing?

[HADASSAH🥰 @Nyar_Akoth]

Onyango Tate ❌❌❌

Onyango Miller✅✅✅

[Confucious @askkonfucious]

And where are you getting this news from?

[Josh @Josh001J]

@Tutu_lips_ You'll lose your money, especially business people. You'll be left with a username and no contact to reach out.

[Owichezzz @PiocheBrio]

Twitter has showed us alot of things😂