this machine kills pizza rolls

[this machine kills pizza rolls @asklouanne]

Logging in to find mutuals that are on bsky. 👀

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I just can't believe I'm spending my thirties making sure my friends don't die in childbirth.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: Issue 1 has passed in New York. The measure protects the right to abortion and adds sexual orientation, gender identity, gender expression, pregnancy, pregnancy outcomes and reproductive healthcare and autonomy to the state constitution’s list of protected classes.

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

I don’t think we’re grappled enough with the psychic and dignity harm women have experienced in having a rapist elevated to a position of superlative power and authority by half the country and then kept there for the better part of a decade.

[King Crocoduck @crocoduck_king]

bro somebody PLEASE tell me how to read this, who tf is winning

[Courtney Anne @CourtAnne1225]

Ok but the Electoral College has zero SEC championships

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Democracy!™️

[Grace Van Dien @GraceVanDien]

All the men on the tl joking lightheartedly about the election and all the women actually being scared and nauseous. what in the dystopia

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

it’s so stupid that a minority of voters can just decide to block control of your body

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

I don’t like that they start with that states that don’t agree with me

[Liam Martin @LiamFromBoston]

The biggest story of the night is Russia calling multiple bomb threats into Democratic strongholds across the country. This should shock every American to the core.

[MS NOW @MSNOWNews]

BREAKING: Democrat Josh Stein wins North Carolina governor race defeating Republican Mark Robinson, NBC News projects

[Rachel Louise Just @RLJnews]

BREAKING: Unsubstantiated bomb threats were made to four Navajo Nation voting sites in Navajo County today, believed to be from a foreign entity ("namely, Russia"), according to Arizona Secretary of State Adrian Fontes.

Navajo Nation is a longtime Democratic stronghold.

[Kareem Carr, Ph.D. @kareem_carr]

I'm excited. Today is the day I find out if I, a legal immigrant, will spend every waking hour of the next 4 years terrified of having my life uprooted by some government bureaucrat on a power trip — or not.

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

From colleague @holmeslybrand: The Philadelphia Police Department told CNN they were not aware what Trump was referring to and did not know of any issues with voting that required a law enforcement response.

[Craig Melvin @craigmelvin]

We’re caffeinating and hydrating him.
We’re making sure he’s eating. @SteveKornacki, the national treasure, is rested and eager for his quadrennial Super Bowl. He also just reported the overwhelming majority of Georgia’s vote should be reportable shortly after polls close.

[Gustavo Fring @zone6nova]

Not having a child in my 20s might be the best decision I ever made in my life

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

getting ready for work this morning pretending it’s just a normal tuesday

[veet @vveetto]

trying to have conversations without mentioning that one rly big thing that’s happening today