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[Sameer Sewak @Naa_Cheese]

Salman Khan tweets like:
roses are red,
violets are blue,
microwave

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i love love love sneezing

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tbf i went sunday, came back back monday, went back tuesday and came back today 😭😭😭😭😭

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i came back home today and overhead my nephew asking ‘why does lala keep going and coming back, she’s gonna come back tomorrow’ 😭😭😭😭 MATE IM HERE TILL SUNDAY

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every time i see a man tweet, i have to control the urge to say ‘get a j’

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now it makes sense why zaynab begum left you

[Azhaar @Azhaar3818]

Muzz is shit. Every girl I tried to speak to about the usual marriage topics (marital rape, aqeedah, natural birth vs c-section, etc), would either get mad or have unacceptable answers.

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@maszxzx u don’t laugh at my jokes like that…

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everyone clearly hates me

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j want nandos but no one else wants it 💔

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sleeping pattern ruined 😿

[᭝ ᨳଓ ՟ @s0ftpnkprincess]

#me

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nvm gonna rewatch how to lose a guy in 10 days #faveromcom

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don’t feel like studying 😾

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@Leohuman1992 brother whats so sexy ab this ?

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it’s not that fun, j saying