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22 | #turnitallteal #flames #PWHL_sanjose | ⚢

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

I have literally zero friends on here so here we go! #hockeytwt

- sharks & flames have my ♥️
- I was born in Michigan & grew up watching hockey with my dad 🏒
- I like talking about all teams so all fans welcome (except you know...the weirdos)
- I need more mutuals so 🤗

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

How's that win probability doin????

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

A statement from Devils GM Sunny Mehta on our game Tuesday in Winnipeg.

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

and my goat was back last game u can't make this stuff up

[Daily Faceoff Calgary @dfocalgary]

The Calgary Flames are a top 10 team in the NHL since October 13th 🤯

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

DWTS x Jet&Devils game night!! I don't go here but GO JETS

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

i miss cherny so much

[San Jose Sharks @SanJoseSharks]

We've got some new faces! 😅

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

that one friend that no one can take seriously:

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

can a lot of NHL players do this?!?

[hockey wockey @mitchmarnmoo]

hes a fucking wizard

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

My goat getting recognition

[Robert Munnich @Robert_Munnich]

Since October 13th the #Flames are 8-4-1 and have the 10th best points percentage in the NHL.

And Zayne Parekh has been one of their best players during that time.

His underlying numbers at 5v5:

CF%: 54.42 (2nd)
xGF%: 60.72 (2nd)
SCF%: 54.07 (2nd)
HDCF%: 59.38 (3rd)

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

PWHL san jose year one:

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

god i am gonna be RIPPING this gif

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

ear flaps

[Eli Fastiff @Eli_Fastiff]

Some sea lion fun facts:

1. On land, a group of sea lions is called a colony, in the water, a raft.
2. Sea lions are part of the pinniped group (made up of marine mammals with front and rear flippers), along with seals and walruses.
3. Unlike seals, sea lions have ear flaps.

[Byron Bader @ByronMBader]

I think he'd be a great Flame. It's time.

[Huskyshark⁸⁵ ₂₁ ³⁵ ₉₂ @Huskyshark85]

We are all sea lions

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

@spidrmack and did

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

@MelculMeu

[Meli⁷³ - FIRE WARSO @MelculMeu]

San Jose Sea Lions fan chant:

AURGG😭🥺💧ORRORR💧💧AUUU E😭😭 E ORORORR🥺🥺😭Au AUAUAUAUUA 😭🥺💧🥺😭 ue 💧ee😭🥺💧ue 🥺e e e😭 💧🥺😭OR OR OR ORRRR.💧ue 😭🥺ee e🥺🥺😭eUEE 💧🥺💧BARK BARK BARK EUUUUUUU AURGHHH

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

The Future is SEAL 🦭

[San Jose Sea Lions @PWHL_SanJose]

"That's so us"

YEAH IT IS

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

@stennymack @macklinism it's lit

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

Letting my moots know, I will be posting just as much about the PWHL so buckle up for the season. LETS GO SEA LIONS 🦭 #oreoreore

[San Jose Sea Lions @PWHL_SanJose]

San Jose Sea Lions, reporting for duty.

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

@motorcityclutch omg sorry girl just realized ur in detroit 😭😭😭🫶

[ryan 😛 @askymaxxer]

Hitting that "ORE ORE ORE" when we score yes ma'am 🦭 🏒

[San Jose Sea Lions @PWHL_SanJose]

San Jose Sea Lions, reporting for duty.